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(lawl_) i like my women how i like my wine, 5 years old (DevilsX) I like women the way I like my filesystem (DevilsX) FAT and 16


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<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-) <+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-) <@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?


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<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley <WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P


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<Carlton> "listening socket" = 11,100 google hits. "passive socket" = 1,240 google hits. <Carlton> listening wins. :) <Carlton> We should just let Google make all our decisions for us. <_Bunny> Carlton: "gay" has 65,000,000 hits. "straight" has 14,300.000.


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<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me


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<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out. <Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a web page she was interested in. <Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope, and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too. <acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about email? <Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her that she could mail the url.


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<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie <Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft


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<Kaff> Pumpkin: The art of eating a girl out while she's on the shitter. <Kaff> how is that a pumpkin <mmm> gross <Kaff> how is that normal. <Kaff> who does that <Kaff> I WANT NAMES <Kaff> (and numbers)


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<Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus <Chucklez|afk> smells like melting plastic in my room <Ranged> you called? <Chucklez|afk> I said sweet merciful jesus... not hey dumb little punk bitch <Ranged> oh <Ranged> my bad


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? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM -------- ? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100% ? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email)


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