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* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole - <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


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<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther? <jnss> i don't say either


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<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony <Shea-> mmmm pony.


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<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows <A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?


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<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!


#19994 + (362) -

Sholiz: i'm lucky to get laid once a quarter Sholiz: it's like big corporations profit reports Sholiz: comes 4 times a year and usually it's a let-down


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<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie <decryption> lol <decryption> ive downloaded that <decryption> hahah <decryption> its crazy <decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to <pancakes> what is it? <G[a]lly> really? <G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo.. <decryption> ohhh.. <decryption> well this one aint <G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway <decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting <G[a]lly> and how! <decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more? <G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out


#19990 + (726) -

<SpudMuffn> I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on whenever it rains.


#19991 + (31) -

<aBoijj> just realised I'd set the web cache on my proxy to 1TB instead of the 1GB I thought I'd set it to <aBoijj> the machine only has a 4.3GB drive


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Roi: That's all you have to say? Some Dutch minor is hitting on me and you say "see you tomorrow"? Man, don't ever work for the suicide prevention hotline.


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