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#96   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 19:36

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#97   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur... <kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls? <Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.


#98   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.


#99   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services


#100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game


#101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> ok, here's what we do <Moot> we break into AOL HQ <Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds


#102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.


#103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me? <Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass <Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS


#104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS <emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST <emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG


#105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time. <DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now? <wecell> i've always used windows machines.


#106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. <emufreak> How did you get into emulation? <RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE


#107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights...... <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies....... <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed. <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?


#108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina


#109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes. <Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth <repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.


#110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat <Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers <Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her


#111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.


#112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it


#113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> women ask for it <ckx> they act all old and mature <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass <ckx> and they get all bitchy <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"


#114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable. <iln> you can't abuse pot ash


#115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65


#116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me


#117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P *** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving) <reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.


#118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine


#119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EM[mMF]> man <EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler <EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them <EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell" <EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN> <EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit


#120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit. <Spidey> they do, goemon <Goemon> damn. <Goemon> my mom must have dropped <Goemon> me


#121   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock <D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.


#122   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach <Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done


#123   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where we could connect to a server and chat with each other in channels we create?


#124   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iln> cd earlyteen


#125   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg <Relevant> Oops wrong window.


#126   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp <FuNGiSiDE> er wtf


#127   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention


#128   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today <_Riddler_> and I got this boner <_Riddler_> I dunno <_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons <IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS


#129   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.


#130   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in <iMike> and he was talking about porn mags <iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?' <iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'


#131   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page. <C-Rock> i might even swallow.


#132   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes


#133   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon


#134   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long


#135   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something <scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith


#136   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..


#137   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet <UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is


#138   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;'''' <Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.


#139   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution comes out on GBC?


#140   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off


#141   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich


#142   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something


#143   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...


#144   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car


#145   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh <Guilty> The white trash chip


#146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> masturbatin time <Moot> I'm livin dangerously <Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet


#147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ash> Win2k! ^_^ *** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))


#148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY


#149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)


#150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this


#151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it


#152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/


#153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.


#154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch <strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?


#155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" <hypr> wtf are donut seeds


#156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her. <ooze> thats swedish rodeo.


#157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him


#158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off


#159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired


#160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes


#161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks <AlmtyBob> teenage chicks


#162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> [^_^ <blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer


#163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us


#164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work <Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?


#165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's <Guilty> ArabIRC Network


#166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad


#167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass <scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt


#168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose


#169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes <EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!


#170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me


#171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@


#172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !


#173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.


#174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh' <Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim. <MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96


#175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value


#176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?


#177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me <iMike-> and it's not working properly


#178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana


#179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games: <VIVI> Microsoft Word <VIVI> Microsoft Excel <VIVI> Solitaire


#180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.


#181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers


#182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back


#183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?


#184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Moot> wanna hizack AOL? <Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp


#185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease <matt`> called "babies"


#186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day


#187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!


#188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob <ckx> and i was considering it for awhile


#189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they? <Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins


#190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u' <Ohtani> err <kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?


#191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone <DigDug> How much? <jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life


#192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'


#193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it


#194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D <BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work <BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house <BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?


#195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly <DigDug> Yes. <DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello <DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug


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