#8942   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeathscytheFish> I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one <Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you? <Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke <Amber> Yo mama is so dead... <Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book" <Brandon64> "Knock knock"  "Who's there"  "Your mom"  "Your mom who?"  ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it?  She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"