#8836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

tom: why do girls get grossed out when you say you've tried to suck your own dick? Kanddak: lol Kanddak: are you saying you've tried to suck your own dick tom: today in journalism these girls tied my shoelaces together tom: so I bend down to untie them tom: and she pushes my head down tom: and I'm like "believe me, I've tried about a million times, it's not going to work"