#748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work" (s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?" (s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin" (s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes""