#3176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! <Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! <Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. <Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! <Brentai> Well, crud. <Brentai> 1d10 <Dildice> Brentai: 9 <Brentai> Er, 1d20. <Brentai> 1d20 <Dildice> Brentai: 14 <Brentai> Crap, and crap. <Toen> squish <Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller.  It's a man's death.