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<opensoar> you know how my wife looks really young right? <jb> yeah - she looks about 15 <opensoar> we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt <opensoar> we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss.. <jb> lol - you bastard! <opensoar> after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me away and shouted out "Ew! Dad! GROSS!" <opensoar> the whole place thought i was some kind of pervy..

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