#2421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply. <lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday. <lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us. <lunargirl> Out of dildos. <lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE. <lunargirl> Hello?

#2422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN. <Khross> YES <Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT. <Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE <Khross> MORE PROFIT <Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON. <Khross> YES, OF COURSE

#2423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element *** Element is now known as You * You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)

#2424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game <friedegg> yeah <boozie> HAHA <eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string <boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews <boozie> stealing nickels and shit <eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit <boozie> ah.. thats right <eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight <BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up

#2425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls. <eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life, <eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.

#2426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ic0n0> i love the midwest <NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties. <ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest? <polar> you have something against titties?

#2427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kyro> searching for: penis *** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

#2428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots <OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it <SDHawk> I rest my case

#2429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working <Const> Your penis? <KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!

#2430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? <Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.

#2431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a blowjob?

#2432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his cat <Zero> My cat is a girl :p

#2433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON! <Urganite> what you mean to tell me <Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program <Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be? <Urganite> ... <Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life <Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS <Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas

#2434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#2435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P <Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries... <Morpheus> 8 in tiwan <Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!? * Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport

#2436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)

#2437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain! <Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!

#2438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted <Drusilla> we do too, Dan. <tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad

#2439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: <CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " <CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but... <me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.

#2440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks. <Nate> I have my MCSD. <RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D <Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine. <Nate> But so is manual sex. <Nate> :)

#2441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Hiretsukan has left #verge *** Hiretsukan has joined #verge <andy> do the first half of that trick again.

#2442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<winmutt> lol <winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke <winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow <winmutt> 4/20 <winmutt> LOL <winmutt> i just realized this

#2443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way <OneiWilly> cool! <Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!

#2444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year <travolta> ven? <travolta> who is ven? <CraiZE> he means VeNoM <DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta

#2445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere <@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store <@Spidey> ;[ <@Spidey> -t+ce? <@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?