#9896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back <Usual> oh here it is <Usual> shit <Usual> you think god saw that?

#9897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me <Trahen0ts> that's it <Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you <Trahen0ts> *turn up polka* <Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs? <Usiel> your picture <Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else <Usiel> looks like you <Trahen0ts> how do you know? <Usiel> i saw you <Trahen0ts> when? <Usiel> couple years ago <Trahen0ts> .. <Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else. <Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me <Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy <Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me

#9898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?

#9899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@neotek> i saw the best book title today <@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'

#9900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me? <@neotek> do you have nude pics? <+jadedragon> nope <@neotek> then probably not.

#9901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Schoonzie> dude <Schoonzie> 16 <ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN <Schoonzie> getting her kit off <Schoonzie> unpopular? <Schoonzie> i dont think so <ApoIIyon> illegal? <ApoIIyon> i think so

#9902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming) <@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"

#9903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn--  H��v��ly �ddo� <+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be, H��v��ly �ddo�--

#9904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers <neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...

#9905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up <@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.

#9906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do... continously goes down on me...

#9907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. <Wes> hahahah <kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night <Wes> Ah come on <kolby> nah man, seriously *** Jacob has joined #e/n <kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?

#9908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<milenko> september was much better for my downloads <Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit <milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa

#9909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home <pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man

#9910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key. <NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!! <Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.

#9911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type? <Cereus> not really <Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type <xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout <xjeff> ......... <Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about <Cereus> congratulations. one word correct

#9912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole? <MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq? <Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh <morgaSTFU> eeew <MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please

#9913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Jahidi:   like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and it sounded like           that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that lives next door was           fucking some other dude...freaked me out bbyhewie: really? Jahidi:   yeah...but it must have been something else...couldn't have been that bbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the most pathetic           inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all time and they're           gonna live happily ever after. Jahidi:   Nah, you wern't idle

#9914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DruMorgan> Anyone remember Big Bird singing the song about the alphabet pronouncing it as one big word? <DruMorgan> AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez <MrSnazz> didn't that open up a gateway to hell or something?

#9915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss. <|taint|> omfg wrong one! <|taint|> =((((( <qcommand> OMG <Garak> LOL!!! <|taint|> !!!!! <Garak> ROFL!! <|taint|> gah <|taint|> rofl stfu =( <qcommand> i feel strange <Deena> eeewwwwww....... <|taint|> rofl <Deena> grossss..... <|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit! <SCORPION> lol <SCORPION> Q has been tainted

#9916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft <The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence

#9917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab.. <flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"

#9918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :) <flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud <flawed> ah the Age of Laziness

#9919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BloodFromStone> XP probably has a button that summons local monkeys to brutalize my isp. <[Sl]Ashy> no, bfs <[Sl]Ashy> I'm afraid that first the monkeys duct tape you to a chair and taunt you, then proceed to take off your clothing, take pictures for later blackmail, and -then- rip your ISP's server to shreds. <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> XP is dangerous. <[Sl]Ashy> Yes. <Iepetus> yeah <[Sl]Ashy> Handle with care. <Iepetus> monkeys seem cute and all <Iepetus> but when that happens... it's no fun <Iepetus> ... <Iepetus> or so I hear

#9920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cowclops> wtf <Weng> WTF <NKD> WTF <Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2 *** ben6 has joined #athlon <Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://www.inetadv.net <NKD> HAHAHA <Weng> I have OS/2 <NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply <Weng> But I sure as fuck don't USE it <Cowclops> I kinda hope that too <NKD> I have OS/2 <NKD> Oh wait nm <NKD> thats a PS/2 port