#9871   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing --> twentydead has joined #linux <twentydead> in ur butt <-- twentydead has left #linux <twentydead_serv> man who was that <Freezer> i wonder

#9872   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole... fastfido2000: It's SCARY. Kefka505: .... Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over. fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?" Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;

#9873   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(code-game) black people like to dance

#9874   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<franx> im suing myself, for being so homo

#9875   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time <Arrow> FIRST TIME?! <BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.  But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B <Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it

#9876   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight <Bigbacon> did you? <krypt> yeah <krypt> i told her best friend last night <Bigbacon> what was her responce? <krypt> her best friend was like <krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough' <krypt> then i was like <krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too' <krypt> and her friend was like <krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF

#9877   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever. <Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

#9878   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels.  I still don't know why.

#9879   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room <The-Fighter> *cough* <BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D

#9880   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel (Scott)  A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!

#9881   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP

#9882   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router. <loucura> Route me baby Route me!  Oh!  Oh yah!  Oh! <ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through <loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag

#9883   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CHAT Phut>  I'm a rebel. <CHAT Phut>  Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT! <CHAT Phut>  (you are supposed to look both ways)

#9884   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D" Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing

#9885   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings. <blu|tired> so you made a sqaure <blu|tired> a purple square

#9886   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Freaky> y'know what i don't get... <ButtMcFloyd> laid?

#9887   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market <+DrDiamond> no joke <+DrDiamond> terrible name <@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado. <+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one <+DrDiamond> it's a chain <@kelea> lordy.  A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.

#9888   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...

#9889   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@flawed) it's not rape until you get picked out of the line up.

#9890   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse? <CaptainCanada231> *goatee

#9891   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.

#9892   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source?  forum.incesttaboo.com ...

#9893   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( cyc )  brb <--  ( Quit )  cyc ([email protected]) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!) ( Cybermutt4 )  oi ( Cybermutt4 )  that kid is annoying -->  ( join )  cyc ([email protected]) joined (#linux). ( Cybermutt4 )  welcome back

#9894   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drull> OMG <Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN??? <CowWEB> no whats going on? <ego-man> ???? <ego-man> what channel is cnn? <Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn <LadyNikki> lol <ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin

#9895   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today <OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!