#9096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term DrSpaZZo: Yes Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that" DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing Flaritter: AND SO FORTH DrSpaZZo: Like Flaritter: ? DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'

#9097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Rabies> Spyware is Jewish <'Wraith> I take offense to that <Mr_Rabies> well spyware doesnt eat beef <SKnight> technically, spyware doesnt believe in Jesus either :

#9098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* }Phoenix{ has joined #haxxors <}Phoenix{> Hey, everybody type in /beep 31337 if you wanna be super-leet <@Tyreal> Dont do it <jackle> /beep 31337 <redwing> /beep 31337 <GangstaUO> /beep 31337 <jackle> gah!!!

#9099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spiteful> the one day rule is when i get to "chill" with you because it only takes a day for you to get a new guy... <S4L3M> you're such a lamer <S4L3M> could you tell your brother i can't come on wednesday? <spiteful> i could... *couch*onedayrule*cough* <S4L3M> or i could just call him instead and tell him myself and ignore that last little attempt at blackmail * S4L3M smacks you in the back of the head <S4L3M> *THUNK* idiot

#9100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fuzzwad> theres like that one kid in every state that goes to best buy JUST to destroy the controller <fuzzwad> you know the one that smells funny and follows you around <fuzzwad> STARING at you... <fuzzwad> I WANT TO SQUEEZE A LEMON IN THAT KID'S EYE <Lazz> wow <Lazz> how can you fit a lemon in an eye? <fuzzwad> ILL FIND OUT!!!

#9101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lisa_W> ah, vevery woman's fantasy, 1,000,000s of mindless drones doing what she says....and they call her queen <Lisa_W> but we'll only want the one that acts like a jerk lol

#9102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay <territory> lol <territory> ur selling ur mom?

#9103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+aisha-fan> dude <+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I <+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet <@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.

#9104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Endura> Man, don't you just hate it when you are with your parents in front of important people and all of the sudden...you're hard and it won't go down?

#9105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nark> anyone ever put a hole in your bed matress then, grease it up alot, then stick your joint inside and begine to thust? And then your shit got tangled in a spring and all of a sudden you realize that this was a REALLY fucking bad idea?

#9106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<citrus-> hehe, some guy called me a few weeks ago, asking if I would like more TV channels to watch. (Obviously selling some cable stuff) so I said 'Yes I would' and hung up

#9107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arno> damn 23 meg avi <Arno> and it's not even pr0n <ANSi5> then why waste your time? :P

#9108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<naga> 'dixy normus' won for class princess this year at our school <naga> at the assembly, they called her name, but she didn't come down to take the prize <naga> took 'em 5 minutes to figure it out <parnbl00d> sounds sexual. <parnbl00d> was she absent or somethin?

#9109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[mN]Cracker> cept my smelly grandparents are in the kitchen <[mN]Cracker> AND THEY SMELL SO BAD <[mN]Cracker> THEY SMELL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY <[mN]Cracker> gawd

#9110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NoAzRk> So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared peanut butter and has the dog lapping. <Argmyeye> sick! what did you do? <NoAzRk> I made a fucking pb&j when she was done. I was hungry.

#9111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Y2Jesus> [Clone Scanning: #pokebattle] <Y2Jesus> 6 Match(es) Found <Y2Jesus> LavosPhoenix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> red13n: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> MrTest: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> Platinum: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> SirChris: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> Xantrix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> [End of Clone Scan for: #pokebattle]

#9112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: Pan`Da` ([email protected]) <Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. <JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window? <Pan`Da`> WTF??

#9113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod? <nica> maybe it's not interested? <William> :^D <nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;) <Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac? <nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?" <William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl? <nica> =D * Fireball grumbles... perverts

#9114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<danicgross> hacking is very complex <@Frakes> really? <danicgross> do u hack <@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need? <danicgross> well <danicgross> a computer <danicgross> internet <@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those <danicgross> and skill <@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter <TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you <danicgross> are u tempting me <TheLurker> no <danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou <TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what <TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d <TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in the root <danicgross> just a sec * TheLurker drums his fingers * @Frakes accompanies with the triangle <TheLurker> look, just give up <TheLurker> you obviously suck at this <TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from your own penis?

#9115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zerg> if you ever got pregnant would you get an abortion? <S4L3M> no <zerg> adoption? <S4L3M> no <zerg> keep it? <S4L3M> of course!! i prefer to know my spawns so i can bestow upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge... <S4L3M> how else will i ever rule the world? fool.

#9116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fozie> XIRWW. <Fozie> XJEE. * harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities * Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure <harm> i got owned yet again :( <harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me * harm has quit IRC * harm has joined #Proghouse <harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars <Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide

#9117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillaCuz> i dont wanna ride solo though <pagan> ya batman aint shit w/o robin :( <pagan> just another nigga in an expensive car <WillaCuz> yup

#9118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> i want to raise goats. <@Neutral-> <3 goats and their tendency to push backwards when on the edge of a cliff <synth3tic> So I guess you know why you put a goat on the endge of a cliff when you fuck it <synth3tic> ....so he pushes back <jonathans> 'he' <synth3tic> yes.. 'he' <@Neutral-> Position cock strategically <@Neutral-> And wait for the push.

#9119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spritegoddess> I had some kid call me up at work today <spritegoddess> (I work at TRU) <spritegoddess> asking me for help in Vice City <spritegoddess> and he sounded like he was maybe...10 <spritegoddess> I don't know why he was calling the place where he bought the game for in-game help <Mank> Probably because his mom told him to, sprite. <spritegoddess> "It's ok sweetie, ask the nice toys 'r us lady about the prostitutes"

#9120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other people retarded =P