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#9071   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout <Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995 <Orroni> i agree, it's too retro <Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo <Orroni> now that's disturbing...


#9072   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me.


#9073   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #somethingawful) <Hee-La> score <SteamedHams> i was about to nigger <Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering <SteamedHams> but it might blackfire


#9074   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow <SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp


#9075   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun.


#9076   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang <zat> hah <KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it <KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache... <Kris> gee, thanks KK <KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before... <KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off


#9077   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think <Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis <evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid


#9078   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tony> I challenge you to a duel. <Tony> Penises, at dawn. <Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair


#9079   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out


#9080   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2


#9081   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrMortisland> I know emo <MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee


#9082   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@ <ecs> i love that show.


#9083   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know? <tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull. <ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth <ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed <ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding <tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis <ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole?


#9084   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* hipnotoad tastes victory <Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl


#9085   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins


#9086   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amergin|afk> I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated


#9087   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life. <Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis <Samus> no death for me <Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach <Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit


#9088   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian


#9089   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid.


#9090   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you.


#9091   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa <Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.


#9092   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs. <@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one. <@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed! <@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> lol <@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog <@dev> It might have been a baby. <@r3v|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus <@dev> I left it alone. <@dev> :o


#9093   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw <Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.


#9094   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any <Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O <Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers


#9095   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today <egg> how many sheep do you have now?


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