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#8621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KamiNoBaka> like a version, wooo, ctcp'd for the very first time


#8622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good... <@Eve>No Adam! * @Adam eats the apple. *** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve <@God> THOU HATH SINNED!


#8623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wangsta`> damnit <wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off <wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up <@Ele|HW> oh? <@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx <wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU


#8624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton. <ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job <ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"


#8625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Creedy> fucking jesus <Creedy> i have to kill that bitch <logicalentity> jesus? <logicalentity> the romans beat ya


#8626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and sophomore year <GenLeo> er, sex ed even


#8627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions? <SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers <SinclairC> >:(


#8628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf <Magisa> do you like <Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64


#8629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble <Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words


#8630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Loopster> im acculy very smart


#8631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch <TRC> yeah <TRC> they have had it for a while <Stom> does it go over the vagina?


#8632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** ProgrammerX ([email protected]) has joined #vgmusic <ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male? <TriforceOfMusic> ? <TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean? <ProgrammerX> Cyber. <TriforceOfMusic> ...? <ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet? <Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom


#8633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Alluro95-School ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: typos sick) *** Alluro95-School ([email protected]) has joined #vgmusic <Alluro95-School> I mean *** Alluro95-School ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: typos suck)


#8634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this?  mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz <stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure <Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename? <stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine <Apollo-> stuu: I see <Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else? <stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector <Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector? <Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it? <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot <Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start


#8635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!) *** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi <BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(


#8636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too <dannthr> wheres the b4 button <Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key


#8637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7 <Cav> i boarded for year 12 <Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse <Cav> err <Cav> i better change that reply :)


#8638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Ibor132: what network u on? engel of nien: my asshole Ibor132: efnet then?


#8639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: homoman (----------) <eMans> homoman! <limpBiz> homoman!! <hexogan> homoman! <osiris> homomannn! <tuckawar> homoman!! *** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)


#8640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded <H4Z3> how so? <Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find? <H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver <Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red <Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps <H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly. <H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?'  'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'


#8641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RichiH> yay <RichiH> my glasses have arrived <RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points


#8642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel <+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god <+Ava|anch3> and he understood it <+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him <+Ava|anch3> and he loves me [+cerb] hehehe <+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/


#8643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sparcv9> i'm such a dick <sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve <sparcv9> so i did an: <sparcv9> echo " " | lpr <sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"


#8644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! <ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one <ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'


#8645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issues�so we�ve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. " <KeeperX> wtf <KeeperX> i write about video games <KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues? <Legacy> You've played RE right?


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