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#8596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf <L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it <sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice on her box


#8597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Godfather_> ?? french army <AnswerBook> french army: undefined term <@Godfather_> lol <@Godfather_> exactly!!!!


#8598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating <LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my point.... :(


#8599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<27946889> hola. <Losifer> Do I know you? <27946889> No, I found you on random chat. <27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't talk to them? <Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct business through this account.  I don't have time to chat. <27946889> Sorry. <27946889> i think you're very rude <Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking to you. <27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young, sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i saw your info and i found you interesting,,, <Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep interrupting me.  Please go away. <27946889> so where do you work? <27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan ate your ears in your info?


#8600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!


#8601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women <SForce> i fuck hotties <SForce> thats the difference between us <SForce> there's no hotties in thailand <SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy eyes bitches you bring home <deathr0w-> yeah there is <SForce> not in your house <SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there? <SForce> Americans


#8602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit <strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah" <kingBooze> so did you guys do it? <strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean


#8603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory. <willyy> which is the problem ? <Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file. <willyy> which ? <loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)


#8604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming <Razzar> lol <Smax> darwin awards candidate <Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags


#8605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+JerryGodd> last time i lost internet i made a kid


#8606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>))) <Ukyo> gah <Ukyo> damn misclicks


#8607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[TX]-KnacK> I removed irc from the office and saw a 300% increase in productivity


#8608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill <DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head <jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck <Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though <jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health


#8609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off <KrayZie> all those damn contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii. <KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well


#8610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<robbie-a> for shure <orion> sure* <orion> ;[ <robbie-a> really? <robbie-a> sure? <robbie-a> fuck thats whack


#8611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.


#8612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheThree> your special? <Mj> you're <TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks <Mj> grammar <TheThree> as dose my spelling <Mj> does <TheThree> i give up <Mj> I


#8613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Opie> tell her to sing on aol <Puck> To sing on AOL? <Opie> that is all she has <Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL <Urban> Keyword: Karaoke


#8614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is <Loopy1> yea <Loopy1> a robot that people fight in


#8615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FLB> v700s? <Syfoon> Sony headphones <FLB> Ahh <FLB> What is so custom about them? <Syfoon> �100 :) <Syfoon> well <Syfoon> they should be silver.... <Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony <Syfoon> to be green and yellow <FLB> Ahh. <FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right? <FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?


#8616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$ <kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages <kluster> oh, it is a link. nm


#8617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Quit: FliPmodE`[email protected]  Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network: Harassing opers on this network is not allowed. If you feel this akill is in error, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE BITCH (ID: =ZYJgAzlVFwPzgQ<))


#8618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident. <Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.


#8619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: Mikey ([email protected]) <Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys *** Quits: Mikey <Fayn> Poor guy...


#8620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1 <darthv> ok *** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)


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