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#7371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY


#7372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?


#7373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos. <spritegoddess> I suck at life.


#7374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex. <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this." <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either


#7375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe <ginger> still a virgin


#7376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC!


#7377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness.


#7378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug? <sin|away> compile a vb program in wine


#7379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<meenk> and when you get to the point <meenk> fold it up and tuck it? <ophie> +-----------------* <ophie> |  roll with this |\_    when you get to the flap <ophie> |  flap --->      |  \_   tuck this little pointed <ophie> |  to the outside |    \_  end into the flap <ophie> |                 |      \_ <ophie> +-----------------+---------* <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting


#7380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0.


#7381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html <storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc


#7382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio. <Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday. <Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.


#7383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big?


#7384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :) <Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet <Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :) <Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out <etrigan> with your ass?


#7385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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#7386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! <SkycreatoR_> Eh uh .. <SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!


#7387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy <CreepingDeath> during WWII <CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps <CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name <Malek> colonel klink?


#7388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tethfs> you're a bit dim, arent you? <Hazza|1942> dim? <tethfs> evidently so.


#7389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways? Hsu: soon Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband Hsu: taste like victory Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.


#7390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-( <casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard?


#7391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@*****> :( i suck * @SpeedyPhoenix zips up <@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good.


#7392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

essiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery. jass10816: lol jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me jass10816: good one Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY Messiah00Guy: GG jass10816: im going to get you Messiah00Guy: From behind?


#7393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blake> they used to play this game called pheonix *** Satan-\\ has joined #doctors <blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\ <stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags *** Murder|away| is now known as LoD|MurdeR <blake> and run around in the woods <stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/ <blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords *** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking <stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT" <^TV^SinSemilla> lol


#7394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from <InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts


#7395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside a school yard


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