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#7371 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <sdr> SHE MAKES MY DILL GO KOSHER BABY #7372 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie? #7373 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos. <spritegoddess> I suck at life. #7374 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex. <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this." <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either #7375 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe <ginger> still a virgin #7376 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing beats IRC! #7377 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion sickness. #7378 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug? <sin|away> compile a vb program in wine #7379 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <meenk> and when you get to the point <meenk> fold it up and tuck it? <ophie> +-----------------* <ophie> | roll with this |\_  when you get to the flap <ophie> | flap --->   | \_  tuck this little pointed <ophie> | to the outside |  \_ end into the flap <ophie> |         |   \_ <ophie> +-----------------+---------* <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting #7380 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0. #7381 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/index.html <storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc #7382 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio. <Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday. <Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways. #7383 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big? #7384 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :) <Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet <Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :) <Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out <etrigan> with your ass? #7385 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kng^hem> j�vla kattkr�ken satt � k�ka p� min inplastade baguette ja just k�pt.. <kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta p� k�kslampan ett tag :P <Robbat> hahah <kng^hem> faans j�vla okynnes feta sm� as ibland <orion> � d�nt k��w �w��d�h #7386 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! <SkycreatoR_> Eh uh .. <SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! #7387 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <CreepingDeath> what was that other guy <CreepingDeath> during WWII <CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps <CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name <Malek> colonel klink? #7388 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <tethfs> you're a bit dim, arent you? <Hazza|1942> dim? <tethfs> evidently so. #7389 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways? Hsu: soon Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband Hsu: taste like victory Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire. #7390 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <DarkSkeye> my mouse died :-( <casmill2> you gonna bury it in the backyard? #7391 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@*****> :( i suck * @SpeedyPhoenix zips up <@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good. #7392 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 essiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery. jass10816: lol jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me jass10816: good one Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY Messiah00Guy: GG jass10816: im going to get you Messiah00Guy: From behind? #7393 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <blake> they used to play this game called pheonix *** Satan-\\ has joined #doctors <blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\ <stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags *** Murder|away| is now known as LoD|MurdeR <blake> and run around in the woods <stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/ <blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords *** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking <stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT" <^TV^SinSemilla> lol #7394 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from <InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts #7395 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside a school yard |
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