#7346   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WaterBomb> Actually, I�m only 23% gay <Justin8649> So your head and penis are gay. <WaterBomb> Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body <Justin8649> ... <WaterBomb> Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the body�s mass. <WaterBomb> so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6 inches in diameter <WaterBomb> if you want to figure it another way, my penis would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter

#7347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in my area <@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest? <@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"

#7348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Courthold eats PT <Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew <PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.

#7349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil.  Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.

#7350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dopefish> there is sometimes a denial stage in drinking <Agg> no there isn't!

#7351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** devil`` has joined #geekissues <devil``> happy new year <Quorthy> now that's lag

#7352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl:: <NeoPartix> lmao <Entil-Zha> *screams <Entil-Zha> fuck you

#7353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner <Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it

#7354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it... <Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?

#7355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up? <D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"

#7356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then? you already admitted to being a goth, you know... [+akino] i know. but i am not a freak. [+akino] i am from mars

#7357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is? <ashendragon> what <FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood

#7358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm? <GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis <Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis? <GLHTurbo> yes <_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71" <GLHTurbo> yes i do <GLHTurbo> oh wait

#7359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Faldarith> I should give you some information on my school, our black population <Faldarith> is named Andre

#7360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hammy> my forehead is flakey <Nastard> must be peeling from sunburn <Nastard> did you open a window recently?

#7361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<N715DP> yeah, no kidding <N715DP> me - actually buying a MS OS <N715DP> hell hath frozen over <eggs_> guess I need to go find Jesus

#7362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place? LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men... LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18 Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP? LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...

#7363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder Frosterfree: it's a learning disability Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980 Frosterfree: a year before I was born Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire lives CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.

#7364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zugz> I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc <zugz> I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some.

#7365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<athena-> I'm not a jew, but I have been known to make some boys men at age 13 *wink*

#7366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg <bill^> no prob <bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat.... <napster> why is that? <bill^> it is much more effective.

#7367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch <etrigan> that time again?? <Pr1ncess> hahaha <Pr1ncess> yes <Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt it? <etrigan> hell yes

#7368   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punkgrl> have you had anal sex? <Pr1ncess> hahaheoah <Pr1ncess> no <Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl? <punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie <Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit

#7369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a burner <bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were thinking about burning cd's?

#7370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min <j0shua> what kind of tatt? <entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars