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#6821 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz <TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz <TheHood> yea <TheHood> yea <TheHood> wha *** TheHood has left #baseball * Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest <Legalize-> i feel so much safer now. <Legalize-> damn irc. #6822 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children #6823 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum <[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole <[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that <[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ?? <pain> no. I would be dead. #6824 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn') <rhythm> what the fuck <rhythm> i wanna go to his house #6825 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Snowy: I need Snowy: To tell this guy Snowy: ONly to press Snowy: enter on special Snowy: occasions #6826 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult ph'x: haaha ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction #6827 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** tanner has joined #support <Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you? <tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to <@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com <Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that <tanner> then what <tanner> do i type in dildo shop <Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window * @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today <tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman <@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh <tanner> i am <@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here *** tanner has left #support #6828 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning <sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company? #6829 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D <Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book #6830 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 (+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas #6831 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq" <burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon <burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass #6832 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out <@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife <@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet" <@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation <@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes <@skold> youd think he could grab a snack <@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding #6833 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 (@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink #6834 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people. <Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS <Elfin> YEAH. And faggots. <Elfin> And black people. <Elfin> And Muslims. <Sak> And Asians. <Elfin> And Pakistani's. <Sak> And Native Americans. <Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay. <Sak> Ahem. <Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE??? #6835 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what <Tabby_Tech> hit enter <Jean> there is no enter button <Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard #6836 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body! <derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body. #6837 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return? #6838 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jonathans> can you kick his ass <Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing <Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card <jonathans> nevermind then #6839 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated  Polytope: "useless" #6840 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt. <Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter. <Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge? <Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down. <Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand. <Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom. <Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness. <Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth. <Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet. <Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous. <Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom? <Eurakarte> And the piping system? <Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars <Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars <Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars <RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless #6841 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time #6842 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead <GFK1> when i die, that's it. I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. sod that. <GFK1> besides <GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff #6843 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 (@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu, (@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika, (@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric (@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee, (@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess... (@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!! #6844 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button #6845 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE <Donut[AFK]> INSULT <Eurakarte> RETORT <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT <Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS |
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