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#6796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan??? <xENo> yeah, but the rates are high <xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life <pinepusher> what are the rates like? <pinepusher> any idea?


#6797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head [Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection


#6798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me. <Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff


#6799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it <`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session <`KArmA> tag-team style <ShadiZar> rofl <ShadiZar> amen brother <`KArmA> let us pray


#6800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc... <Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that <Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once <Straylight> i took a couple days off after that


#6801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc * SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar


#6802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops? <Ryutaro> WTFD <miharu> oO <miharu> WTF... D? <miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?


#6803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(�) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ][email protected]).. (X_[WaReZ]_) hey (X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle


#6804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waffle> just forward all the mail locally <Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward <waffle> Kyle: i think <waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck <Kevyn> Heh.


#6805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man (Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick (Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535 (Griff) he's St. NickServ


#6806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Skyler) Alright (Skyler) Everyone ready? *** rarrzeroEXE ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** IAN6990 ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Silence ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Valefor ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Flashfire ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** aminal ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Lani ([email protected]) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) (Comic-San) ....


#6807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers? <joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it <joelage-AFKage> :/ <Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder <joelage-AFKage> ok <Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out. <joelage-AFKage> send away * Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy


#6808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM (Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!


#6809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them (Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea


#6810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME *** UltraMoogleMan ([email protected]) has joined #Trivia (L0ne_W0lf) ... (L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT (tal) right on time indeed


#6811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now <Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend? <Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all? <Leida> you are all worshipping me? <Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.


#6812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aster> what's a cervix <aster> sounds like a bitchx script


#6813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.


#6814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chaossyn> i have a q  has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet <chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ... <|line> Incredible numbers.  It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet. <-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) <tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank <|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky. <|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived


#6815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again <_berserk> so did I <_berserk> got any dance techniques? * DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)


#6816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix. <Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro <Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)


#6817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :! <Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a programmer, please think about the programmers" <Tseng> Shit then * Tseng is AFK, Leeching Warez


#6818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW. c8ie: OK c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky


#6819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent.


#6820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nicoli>  do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira? <Marz>  I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher. <Nicoli>  that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0


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