#6446   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my home computer     experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no credentials (cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl

#6447   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting rainbow colored girly things.

#6448   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat. <Chikster> LoL <Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that. <BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though <nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex with a goat... <Chikster> well..true <Chikster> but someday <BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around, fucking all sorts of animals <BadCaleb> but not mine..

#6449   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too. <Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org? <turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! ! <Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right? <turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life. <Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it. [Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org? [Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!! [Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him. [Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;) [Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you. [Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu . [Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point

#6450   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy <@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot <@Kyoushu_Yatou> ** <@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<

#6451   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some pictures for my website

#6452   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him

#6453   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports <c00l_zero> what for?? <ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in case... <ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one... *** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.) *** ic3m4n has joined #cad <ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...

#6454   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific byte? <0dan0> no <0dan0> unless you are using a "computer" <0dan0> then it can be done

#6455   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face

#6456   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue? <Anima-> prism <@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** ** ******* **** *** ***** ******* <Anima-> :( <Anima-> haha <infinitySPZ> .......... <Serimestari> yyyyyeah....... <infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into trivia

#6457   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village in mainland Britain? <Serimestari> scottland

#6458   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux Pas Ever

#6459   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back seat of a car* <Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none

#6460   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Stiffler> How's it going. <FlyNavy> eh <FlyNavy> been better <FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke... <FlyNavy> and I still don't have: <FlyNavy> a job <FlyNavy> a car <FlyNavy> money <FlyNavy> weed <FlyNavy> or pussy <Stiffler> So basically... <Stiffler> It's all the same. <Stiffler> ROFL <FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money to buy weed <FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy <Stiffler> Indeed <FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job <FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car <FlyNavy> and for that I need money <Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the weed to get the money to get the car to the job.. <FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed <FlyNavy> :D <FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job <Stiffler> Indeed

#6461   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JesusGink> ;D <JesusGink> er <JesusGink> :D <JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same time <tabbyfoo> lol

#6462   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address <RageRules> That's cool <%mrWoot> hack me? <RageRules> Why not? <%mrWoot> how dare you <RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't <POLKA> rage, ill give you 1 <POLKA> because you cant

#6463   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

votewithabullet8: so whats up? votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday? cochese04: not really cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment

#6464   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<worldspawn> <-- so gay <worldspawn> FUCK <worldspawn> wait

#6465   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wingar> so what now <DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it <Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on

#6466   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my computer <isajeep> an dI missed the call <NickBlasta> what was it about? <isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic <isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable inside my comp to get better reception <RatBreath> sweeeet <benutne> thats horrible <RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream

#6467   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<user> uhhh. <IJ> Hi. <user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick. <IJ> On which channel? <user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost just permbanned me.

#6468   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet <Foxworth> ... <Foxworth> must... <Foxworth> resist... <Foxworth> urge... *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen *** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))

#6469   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<niceboy19> i'm german <Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war <niceboy19> what do you mean with that <niceboy19> you just mentioned it <Evilbert-> you started it <niceboy19> i didn't <Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

#6470   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Mmm <Guilty> I love this song <Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky <Guilty> Which happens nearly daily