#6421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<soimafrea> missing a that i think blood <BloodNose> ? <soimafrea> you dont know THAT much about me to tell <blender> what blood said works fine <soimafrea> i know but the grahmmer was appouling . <blender> bahaha

#6422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NickBlasta> asl? <Cryph> unf? <NickBlasta> no <NickBlasta> asl <Cryph> unf? <NickBlasta> u want the cyber <NickBlasta> ? <Cryph> unf! <NickBlasta> fap fap <[H]Klypr8> parlor.asf <[H]Tongboy> lol, I come back for a minute on accident, and I see what looks like 2 aolers trying to mate

#6423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend <R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to install it <R0SC0E> and it'd be fine <ScumDog> cheap or something? <R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the label swapped <R0SC0E> yeah <R0SC0E> but the fuckwad left all his old files on it <R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax number, e-mail <R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you dumbshit <R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do with their stuff <R0SC0E> i was like what the fuck does that mean, why would someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these letters to lawyers with your return address on them <R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name <R0SC0E> no reply after that

#6424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ +vampyriclust ] what is it about vanilla coke that makes me piss like a bitch with a urine fetish?

#6425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DC> like i had this pet duck one time <DC> he was the biggest fuck up ever <DC> and he was such an asshole to me <DC> and i would be like "come here quacker" <DC> hmm maybe he was pissed because i named him quacker <DC> yeah thats got to be it

#6426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o aen <aen> aen's access level grew 3 sizes that day. <aen> And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, <bob3d> the ladies were rather pleased <aen> He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light <aen> ANd he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast! <aen> And he... <aen> ...HE HIMSELF...! <aen> aen spanked his own meat! <aen> Or something.

#6427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Petruchio> You know... if Disney had named their new movie Lilo & Patch, I'd probably have gone to see it.

#6428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phoena>: I made the mistake of sending my husband to the store. He bought a case of Froot Loops.  Fourteen boxes.  I don't hate Froot Loops now, but I think I will 14 boxes from now.

#6429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon <fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant. <fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline <FlyNavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says "jousting" he really means gay sex <FlyNavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?" <FlyNavy> he also means gay sex <Jeff> ... <FlyNavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex <FlyNavy> :D <Jeff> want to have some gay sex? <Tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff

#6430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

e l i t e m r p: http://www.worldpowers.net/canada/ reverend ine: 404 e l i t e m r p: yea =)

#6431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> man this sucks <SVJ-FuNiOnZ> i got new deoderant and it smells like my grandpas cologne <SVJ-FuNiOnZ> so i cant jackoff without seeing a mental image of my grandpa

#6432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<darkdawg> bout how long till you can check my box out? <Trolan> no clue.  this shouldn't be taking me this long, excpet the guy who coded it needs to be shot. <Trolan> and otherwise, try an OB/GYN <darkdawg> ob/gyn?  type that as root?

#6433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarkDawg> hrm <DarkDawg> somethign doesn;t seem right... <Xplosive> the spelling of 'something' and 'doesn't'? <fukdis> ahahaha

#6434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Perz has joined #dorkydungeon <Perz> YES!!!!! <Perz> FINALLY CABLE!!!!!!! <Perz> NO MORE GOD DAMN DISCONNECTS BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING MODEM!!!!1 <TormenT> yay :D *** Perz has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <TromenT> lol

#6435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+elf> hey <Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing? <Dekar> It's shiny... <Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts. <Dekar> And it does things. Cool things. <+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.

#6436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences. <Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told. <@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced filtering techniques than regexp. * Mercy Quit (Ping timeout) <@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.

#6437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChugChug> so like... uhh.. what language do you use? <LaC> english <ChugChug> is that like perl? :) <LaC> god i hope not

#6438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RatBreath> almost half a terabyte of copyrighted material... amazing. you are a god <Rzrshrp60> well most of it is vids of isajeeps mom on the strip <Efflixi> lol <Rzrshrp60> ...high quality <isajeep> wtf

#6439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ilde> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

#6440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@JackPott> JACK POTT <@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING <@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO <@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK <@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language <+Oz> abuse is an understatement <+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"

#6441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you. <LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents. <ChaB`s> no he doesn't. <ChaB`s> that's not santa at all. <LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps of coal. <ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man

#6442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me <tate> http://www.goatse.cx/ <ecs> i was just gunna say that... <Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?

#6443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work <EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k <EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's (drivers) <EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke <EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it <EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke <EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now <EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by throwing it out the window <Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about all.

#6444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** cade changes topic to: 'its my mcdonalds, ill play in the ball pen if i FUCKING WANT'

#6445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books <stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering reading them before school <stratusxh>: dunno though <stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them <stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did that <terrance?>: fuck harry potter <stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature