#5846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.

#5847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"

#5848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp <nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ? <Karyon> no <Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group <Karyon> We're snaketrainers <Karyon> you interested in becoming one? <ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!! <Karyon> really? <ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance <Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath <ZondrZout> I don't? <Karyon> no <Karyon> thas your dick <ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!

#5849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time

#5850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well." <Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff. <Danelope> And eating their brains.

#5851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore <^bat-sai> for a baseball competition <^bat-sai> when i was 13 <^bat-sai> i was mocked <^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes

#5852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)' (Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :) (nwar) nor is it edited in anyway (ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context (ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :) (Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :) (ALbino) besides the point :) (ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :) (Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?

#5853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason! <Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?! <Devan> Guys? <Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob

#5854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* C|sur hates being a genius. <Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.

#5855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun.

#5856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.

#5857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aatakinty> afk, im supposed to be sleeping, and i hear my mom walkin around

#5858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes.

#5859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night... and then was talking shit about it after I left <@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen <@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta data... <@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?" ... I told him to kiss my ass... <@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"... <@Redb3ard> um <@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood <@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap anymore and went to bed... <@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta this late stage

#5860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR <zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING <zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY

#5861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Clitlover> I am not into that. <Clitlover> How about roleplay? <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master

#5862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol

#5863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix

#5864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish <yesyouam> what's sweet fish? <mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet <mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter <yesyouam> like ma wimminz

#5865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted <noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college <noah> tail <dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon

#5866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg? <Pong-Chan>: ..... <KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!!

#5867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davester> alright, in a month when i'm building this computer, everything will have changed, so i'm not going to bother now <davester> they'll have gforce9's and p5's and terrabit hdd's <davester> all for cheap <Deathblend> and 256bit athlons <davester> word <davester> WORD <Deathblend> you mean dword

#5868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where? <wizdom> UK :p <NoahSoft> Is that in australia?

#5869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[ <WoHo> my only prob is that I facken write in class like I write on irc <WoHo> my teachers comes up to me and asks <Nold> rofl <WoHo> wats ppl ? <WoHo> wats r ? <Nold> lol <WoHo> wats mah ? <WoHo> dude <Nold> lolu <WoHo> its bad :[

#5870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[0FXTCJ|U> are you excited now?!?!?! <[0FX|nw> yeah <[0FXTCJ|U> do you have an erection?! <[0FX|nw> no <[0FX|nw> hmm <[0FX|nw> �cant say this in english <[0FX|nw> i tooked my hand on my cock and drew forwards and backwards <[0FX|nw> what do u call it? <[0FXTCJ|U> jacking off? <[0FX|nw> oh <[0FX|nw> in sweden we call it runka