#5821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaveMan> nerds dont dance <DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again

#5822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it <knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems <knox> now i just wear dresses

#5823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online <Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet <Jake> but she wanted a picture <Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine) <Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'" <Jake> bummer <Jake> so i say <Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs <Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef <Jake> i say yeah <Jake> she changes her mind about meeting <Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself

#5824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SaraMarie> the houston texans <SaraMarie> how original <toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?

#5825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel? <Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go? <K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience... <MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...

#5826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!

#5827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent

#5828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane.

#5829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.

#5830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite? <MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit

#5831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<esokitty> FUCKING A <kitten> fuck a B it has more holes

#5832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose) <Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree

#5833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.

#5834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally <sacarna> out your penix? <JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon

#5835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(debaser) i bought a mouse today (debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it (debaser) i got a neutered mouse.

#5836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC <BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far

#5837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light <kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt

#5838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO! <outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off

#5839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)

#5840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth

#5841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly

#5842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sev0> remember in school? <sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can? <sev0> 20 years later, ircops. <sev0> do the math

#5843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bix> it was like the flintstones <mltj> but without the cars. <mltj> or dinosaurs. <mltj> or flintstones. <bix> exactly.

#5844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.

#5845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla <mltj> yeah. <stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish? <jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist