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#5771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o <Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions... <SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;) <GimpMaster> hah <Vxie> i dunno <GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o <Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out... <SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?' <Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop <GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care <SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.' <Vxie> ok <GimpMaster> LOL


#5772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU


#5773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works... <TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer <TF-Carbon16> i loved it and... <TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite <TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random <TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife <TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me <TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man <TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;)


#5774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout <Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that. <Amrik> well it makes me feel better


#5775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one. *** Set by [email protected] 1061 minutes ago


#5776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc? <Statto> it auto bans aol <Statto> which is racist <munk> hahaha


#5777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees <KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise


#5778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service * Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector)


#5779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs <Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that? <Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn <Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too. <WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs <WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it <Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces? <Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks? <Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers? <Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one <Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF <Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it


#5780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wof> does anyone really use emacs? <Pills> my wife used to <wof> really? <wof> what'd she do? <Pills> she... edited files? :)


#5781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick <Rayor>: is it that obvious?


#5782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude <@NitroX> no way, not nuke <*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck


#5783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?


#5784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jamez5> {{ ���gH��g ��t ���� }} *** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-) *** jamez5 has joined #**** <lilskater3> wtf? * jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls <Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that <doktersteve> oh <jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled? <lilskater3> nope <Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay.


#5785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys? (resa) playground? (resa) they only think about sex? ([m1]) no teresa ([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like (Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex


#5786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(StanLee) I'm tired of working today. (neruaL) me too (neruaL) actually not really (neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet (neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone (neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer


#5787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[m1]> sup sluts <ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit <[m1]> haha dude <[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D <[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd <ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying <ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away <ian_> and all that rot <[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?


#5788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@aba> plz call me alexander the great <@aba> =[ <@ditz> hahahah <@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D <@aba> yes <@aba> i am going to conquer the internet <@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux


#5789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHack-> i net 4200 <MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66 <MadHack-> give or take <MadHack-> quite the beastly salary <MadHack-> 666 666 :( <MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically * MadHack- saves his soul through rounding


#5790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sup-yo> sporting the zima <kaleido> when i was 19 <kaleido> and desperate to drink <sup-yo> HAHA <sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl <sup-yo> you're so gay <kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good <kaleido> so i tried it <kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me <kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(


#5791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'  together,  after i laugh <jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch


#5792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teresa> how is your meeting <msd> well <msd> we got off topic <msd> and everyone is now looking at porn


#5793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots (jbk) and that calls for a celebration :) (_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence


#5794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aba> i was just in detroit <jasn> congratulations. <aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose <aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine


#5795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mrfrosty> From: [email protected] <mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich! <mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --] <mrfrosty> he's a tosser <mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp <mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy <mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights <mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig <mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by [email protected] <mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)


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