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#5746   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* ween has joined #gaysex * ChanServ sets mode: +o ween


#5747   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train <^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train


#5748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> i HATE <orion> the beastie boys. <Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC <Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE <Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans <orion> .................................................... <Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY


#5749   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such


#5750   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Rain|> whoa neat <|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration


#5751   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..


#5752   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est <GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam?


#5753   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf <Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :)


#5754   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY <Stickman_Retard> lol <McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"


#5755   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic <MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk <MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move


#5756   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning <wjr> oh? <rsb> a dirty bum <rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile <wjr> ah yes <rsb> he asked me for money <rsb> and <rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on


#5757   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend <madlocust> and in her case...my best friend <|ced> so write a poem, fag


#5758   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room <altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room... <g-o-d> you mean outside? <altair> g-o-d: yes <altair> with the yellow Daystar <g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet <altair> yeah... <g-o-d> cool


#5759   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goferdude> What's "hockey"? <zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS? <Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams


#5760   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY <Heinz89> hmmm <Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P


#5761   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222?


#5762   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex? <@ataribaby> that disturbs me <@shagman> you didn't think they did? <@shagman> they just divided into new birds?


#5763   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShadiZar> get your happy ass over here then <ShadiZar> i could use a good hard... well, anything <`KArmA> oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, fuck me like a beast karma, oh harder karma <`KArmA> what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!?


#5764   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car <zamros> my first accident witnessing <zamros> and/or moster truck rally


#5765   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH <Funk> I WAS an abortion. I'm just very stubborn. <Fishfood> i was probably not wanted <Funk> You're not wanted NOW <Fishfood> but who cares! IM HERE NOW AND READY FOR LOVE! <wildkarrdex> I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me


#5766   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!!


#5767   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale <Prick> "Kid Rancher" <Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses <Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids. <Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis <Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation.


#5768   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...


#5769   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@n30> my "m" key is broken <@renetiq> evidently.


#5770   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony <Shea-> mmmm pony.


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