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#5621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Leftist   i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space. Eeyore    so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?


#5622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Bezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life. eval      sounds like religion


#5623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic PIG <piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.


#5624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.  if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."


#5625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full) <@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!


#5626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 ([email protected]) <WD_40> your nick is not acceptable. <n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed


#5627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enJoy> just the other day <enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant" <enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him" <[zT]Lunchie> =-0


#5628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"


#5629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_< <sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck


#5630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM -------- ? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100% ? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)


#5631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble <Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch <RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me


#5632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** treker has joined #ircop <treker> what is this channel for? <_zenon> sex channel treker <treker> AH, I see... <treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.


#5633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis <r00> forget i said that


#5634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drunkers> hey what name am i under? <[Piratez]> drunkers <drunkers> what? <[Piratez]> huh? <drunkers> i asked what name am i under? <[Piratez]> drunkers you fool <drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else


#5635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GaRlic> how you like my new name? <drunkers> it stinks


#5636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce? <+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent <+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it <+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date? <+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K <+GoodScrat> over how many years? <+Wyatt> 1 <+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?


#5637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere


#5638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rtwh0> why are you upset? <sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh? <rtwh0> umm never mind <sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn


#5639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke <drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones


#5640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drunkers> do you know who i am? <vinnieT> nope <drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book <vinnieT> i dont read


#5641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KB8> im sick of you crazypale <crazypale> im sick of you to <KB8> no im sick of you crazypale <crazypale> no ,im sick of you to <KB8> you gte on my damn nerves <crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe <KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later <crazypale> ok l8r


#5642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


#5643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake


#5644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious <Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster


#5645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mystery> singapore is nice <_eight> pussy is so cheap there. <Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore <Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat <_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.


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