#5596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"

#5597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon <rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.

#5598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed... <rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?

#5599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting <rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think

#5600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mota> I WAS RIGHT <mota> they have her bent over the tennis net <mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt <mota> and tennis balls up her ass

#5601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it

#5602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon... <Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens <Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago, <Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...

#5603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life) (live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb] <hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =) RyanRony> are u 56k <hyp3r> yeah =) <RyanRony> eek, heh <RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast <hyp3r> no <RyanRony> oh

#5604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos

#5605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so.

#5606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes <[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them

#5607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich <tak> cause your money sucks <disco-stu> yep <disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt! <tak> haha <Ped> haha <vivid> haha <aj> haha <blakangel> haha

#5608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers <rdgzt> What's diezepam? <treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug <treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart <rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?

#5609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes <fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors <fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine

#5610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car. <nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to have a spare handy. <kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use. <kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over <nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners.

#5611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers <treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat <treaps> \m/ <ouija> Thats a good ratio <treaps> general tso is pussy though <ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!" <treaps> WHAT U TINK? <treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?

#5612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour. <RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.

#5613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ouija> He likes to hit on girls <ouija> and then go like <ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!

#5614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire <firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend <`Stevie> get laid? <firemoo> even better! <firemoo> irc :]

#5615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<roken> eye kant teyep <JackArse> sure you can <JackArse> you just can't spell

#5616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor *** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor *Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky <LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern. <elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus? <Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you. *Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol <elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well? <Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer *** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au *** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)

#5617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs <travolta> 15 year olds can drive? <ismell> permit <MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live <ismell> colorado <travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats

#5618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak <Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak

#5619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence <ssrit> I'd move there. <ssrit> Where is that?

#5620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs? ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife? pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.