#5496   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.

#5497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?

#5498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.

#5499   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your nostrils into a trash can

#5500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<s___> nair is scary <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something

#5501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood <end> haha *** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)

#5502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<collie> Why did  irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me. <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month. *** collie has left channel #netcom

#5503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests <blur_> and like <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently

#5504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm <TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm <TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf

#5505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight <filo> what an upstanding individual

#5506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? <Einstein> Time's up! <Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn

#5507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? <Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u <Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?

#5508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw <^Matt^> :/ <Windogg> doh <^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time <^Matt^> like this was the one <^Matt^> :) <Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one"  I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak <Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers

#5509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? (ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.

#5510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

--> guest ([email protected]) has joined #lgl * guest ����������� �������� <khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up <khalek> this is not #perl

#5511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502 <abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502? <IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back.. <abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.

#5512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Azadre> Computers kick ass <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today <Azadre> My ass hurts <Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint <Puedlfor> I do what I can

#5513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter

#5514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? <Nighthawk> Caffeine <StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-) <Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)

#5515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[01:03am] �ct� last night [01:03am] �ct� my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom [01:03am] �ct� and she walks back in [01:03am] �ct� and i start feeling her tits [01:03am] �ct� and she turns on the light [01:03am] �ct� and its not even her, its my mom [01:03am] �Necro� ...

#5516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter <theraven> a what? <_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry! <theraven> i get you now

#5517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script. <Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.

#5518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TRiP]> so you got a bf? <wersa666> yeah, you have a gf? <TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though <wersa666> ok...

#5519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates <drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid <[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking <drunker> my wallet

#5520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SEXY_TEEN_GUY> aN� MeL� GiRLS 12-16 WaNNa CHaT To Gu� WHo iS SiCK oF SPeaKiNG To GiRLS THaT LoVe THeMSLeVeS, GiVe ouT FaKe NuM�eRS aN� aRe �iSHoNeST iF THaTS NoT THeN MSG Me NoW We CaN MeeT uP aN� Go SHoPPiNG 2MoRooW