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#5471 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute." #5472 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?" #5473 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today #5474 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth <zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm #5475 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition? <deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week <deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc #5476 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <antivert> flah. semen's nasty. <antivert> except.. on nachos.. #5477 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls <eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :) <eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys <hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99 #5478 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time <eden2> ...the whole movie, that is #5479 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist #5480 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <nonplused> anal sex is funny <nonplused> but hey <nonplused> not that id turn that shit down #5481 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!! <dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson #5482 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <DistORt> is anyone here actually an op <DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script #5483 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job #5484 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving #5485 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <tortoise> what should i name my turtles? <archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun #5486 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir <EdgeCrusher> sorry <EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder #5487 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself <GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head" #5488 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing #5489 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb <Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too. <ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't #5490 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud #5491 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead #5492 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <morbid> I had this plan <morbid> i was going to join the band <morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there. <morbid> it would explain it all #5493 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <morbid> shh we are sleeping. <myn> morbid you awake? #5494 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <deltax> your not to smart <SofaKing> too smart <SofaKing> your not that bright yourself #5495 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. |
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