#5296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me <tika> s'ok.. we're used to it

#5297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?

#5298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :( sourgirldaisey : hahahah sourgirldaisey : did you get his number? sourgirldaisey : :) slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster

#5299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to <flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream. <mrg> mmmm, ice cream <6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise <6> leads to SUFFERING <mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!

#5300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stormin> what's asl? <Xiautau> age/sex/location <Xiautau> teen channels have that shit <Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels

#5301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs <geo> old macdonald had a server farm <geo> He eyed the I/O

#5302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in <tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts <Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam <Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash <tague> there's an idea <Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "

#5303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#5304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB <CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab

#5305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones <mal> she has only herself to blame <Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm <mal> and? <Ryan> lightening <mal> then what? <Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over

#5306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway <gaz> not after the aliens did it

#5307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax <Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill. <marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself

#5308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.

#5309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sierro> I took her out for lunch... <Sierro> to McDonalds <Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old <phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am?

#5310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag <mal> well no <mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start

#5311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madz> sbs, would you choose:  Linux, or Windows? <sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.

#5312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called

#5313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lid> so what did i miss <dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big. <lid> did ya decide what it is <lid> im kinda curious <dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42? <lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:) <lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)

#5314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father. <clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then? <sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar. <clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father <Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know

#5315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)

#5316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said.

#5317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now.... * <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?" <r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really. <Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together. * <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says.... <r0b3r>  No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much. <Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi. <Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship. <r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually. <r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human     and she is an alien...

#5318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D_Knight> I have return <D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)

#5319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.

#5320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards