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#5171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chariset> Aie...got to run.  Fencing. <Chariset> Bye, all *** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)


#5172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again


#5173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory. <AndrewT> freaky <AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful


#5174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ? <Darth-Phenom> huh? <Darth-Phenom> 31


#5175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!


#5176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo <TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2 <TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2 <TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even <TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! <ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel? <ThePython> i mean wmros <ThePython> i mean mrwos <ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!


#5177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Huz cries. *** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)


#5178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies <MrMonkey> healers use it <MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is <BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)


#5179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?


#5180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe <zardolf> how will you get out? <Ajplus1> I don't think that far


#5181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!! <MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh!


#5182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<graeme123> i dont understand <graeme123> be more pacific


#5183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week? <RafaMan>


#5184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does <AutistiCat> What does it do? <Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock?  Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock


#5185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SarahS> You can remove testicles? <Phenom6996> Yep <Phenom6996> and breasts <Phenom6996> It requires special tools <ajplus1> yeah....a knife


#5186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @


#5187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable <Darth-Phenom> This place sucks


#5188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately? <Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell <Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers <Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter. <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z <Piccolo> Damm you


#5189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>


#5190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils <Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D


#5191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh... <SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.


#5192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is <Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is <Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do <Aximili> What is it, then? <Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram <Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..


#5193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia? <Flirbnic> Insyklepudier


#5194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend? <Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.


#5195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!


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