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#5146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good <CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda" <CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese <CheesyPoofs> money is good <CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese <CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good <sabia> okay whatever you say <CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details


#5147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users    <----does this mean drunk people?


#5148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<diranged> silly ghost bear <diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling <diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless


#5149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Glasses> Quebec is on fire? <Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset... <Paul> Upset? THey started it.


#5150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section


#5151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch <[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!


#5152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night....


#5153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial <@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room <@NwG|Canucks> no explain <@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible" <@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning <@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????" <@NwG|Canucks> lol


#5154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women


#5155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blue^_> xach <Blue^_> wanna bw later?>< <Ershin> OK <Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o


#5156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bugg> hrm <bugg> $280 million jackpot <bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars


#5157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face <psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language <psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks


#5158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zok> who here has an ip address? <Mortimer> me <Zok> i didnt ask you


#5159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me. ( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat ( +Webmaster ) what does it do? ( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it ( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white


#5160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory" <CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!


#5161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToastyX> :b <Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?


#5162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG <NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal <Khalal> What does he look like? <NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet


#5163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america <Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer


#5164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sumez> Q3 arena test <Aximili> What is it? <Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!? <Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is <Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know <Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P <SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4? <Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)


#5165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts <_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts <wisteria101> see a doc <[cr0wz]> i wonder why * FadeJade sees a connection


#5166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrMonkey> Erdrick: I speak your language a lot better than I speak yours, ok?


#5167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!


#5168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. <DET> all I got was channel info <DjLizard> :D <DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.


#5169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable <ToastyX> I never get peered from it. *** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)


#5170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P <Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list


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