#4846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous <jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too

#4847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback? <kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off  <kero> just to say i did <fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off on the moon.

#4848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lawnhorn> i am a tool <lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am

#4849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now <Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY

#4850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me

#4851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies!

#4852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet... <ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute. <situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got

#4853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok. <hmne> Slow down, double what?

#4854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn <\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped

#4855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today? Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"

#4856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant <\slick> take that

#4857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

::: Join: (Lehmann-work) ([email protected]) <Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock. <Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr

#4858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers

#4859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make some comment about being over weight. <Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds. <Trinity> I am so over weight. <Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance away for me to murder you.

#4860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her up, turned off the tv and left <Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder. <The_Fellator> I washed that off <The_Fellator> well <The_Fellator> with urine

#4861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Temujin> Holy shit. <Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve <SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have <Temujin> Cable <Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem <Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"

#4862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape!

#4863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or something? <GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what it's like to have racism effect you. <slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! <Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim.

#4864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people

#4865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK <Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits. <Temujin> Does he? <Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see. <Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in. <Trucci> violent mom! <Aboshirk> That's an accurate response. <Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage. <Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim

#4866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment <dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl <\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot <Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success rate

#4867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bumjock> man I need a hobby <bumjock> legal this time <bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies <bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there

#4868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pod-Matey> Dod is great <Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands <Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion. <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could

#4869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited. <Temujin> Punch her in the face. <Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.

#4870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Temujin> aight <Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight" <Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live. <Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow. <Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has to suffice.