#4821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> hold on here <orion> does the cube have a dvd drive? <Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom <orion> >< <orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates <orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom <Amanda`> drag it to the trash can <orion> strike two

#4822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cave> what does stfu mean?? <nso> shut the fuck up <cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..

#4823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking. <egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION <Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis

#4824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill. * jre is now known as SoccerMoms <SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN * SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians <Politicians> K

#4825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus? <jre> Batman <egg> Batman <jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.

#4826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Teufel is a moron <_wEaSeL_> well said <Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in

#4827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear! ***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus) <Kurt> Voila! <jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass! <Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!

#4828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH! <FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility

#4829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gudrow> I hope I get hired <jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview <jre> show some leg and some nutsack

#4830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights

#4831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot?  Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe? <Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.

#4832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<futard> IS YOUR NAME <futard> NICK BECKER? <strangury> no. <futard> ok good <futard> beacuse then you'd be me <futard> and that'd be awkward

#4833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was pretty funny.

#4834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others. <JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?

#4835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> the cube is but an infant <orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes <orion> noticing files in weird places <orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications <Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW

#4836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo? <jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.

#4837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch

#4838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke

#4839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dark_Lord411> hi <Dark_Lord411> asl <ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?

#4840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis <UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek

#4841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause*  yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me:  "thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."

#4842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath

#4843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.

#4844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death? <mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death. <slurpee> impending death of your eyesight <mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors. <Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS <Fireklar> I hate those bastards

#4845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?