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#4396   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while" <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh <shea_> when i first saw programming <shea_> i was like <shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\ <shea_> then i went back to porn


#4397   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TheGimpiestBean: i hate people.... EwwDontEatThat: heh EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis EwwDontEatThat: i mean people


#4398   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem? <mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?


#4399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?


#4400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there <clemmy> DF: it worked, right? <Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha <DarkFader> what did work? <clemmy> DF: I knew it would <Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D <DarkFader> WHAT?


#4401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it <trev-> you should all be thankful <spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant <spoon> stfu


#4402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u? <Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.


#4403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.


#4404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression


#4405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work. <Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing <ender> Jag: ROFL! * ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling.... <Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....


#4406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.


#4407   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Noisedragon> hey chris <Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S <Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff" <Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh


#4408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet.  i'm gonna make my own.


#4409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.


#4410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez


#4411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final


#4412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe *** ChanServ has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) *** [50disses]Zaccix has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) *** Pepha-ungh has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) [18:36] *** Slachter has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) *** [RSU]Stillborn has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) *** [RSU]8-4-7-2|mirc has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com) *** QAPete|afk has quit IRC (Canada-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com Ky-Hub.EnterTheGame.Com)


#4413   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*> <Kwyjibo> when i insert () <hanzwurst> throw it back ;) <Kwyjibo> hey <Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)


#4414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me


#4415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is <moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng


#4416   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<darklugia> [email protected] what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer


#4417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are <HOTTIE_309> ok <HOTTIE_309> quiz me <HOTTIE_309> quiz me


#4418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks


#4419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pr3tent1ous> hey <Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female <Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?


#4420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what


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