#4371   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses

#4372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? <stoldark> rpm? <[S]evered> 7200 <stoldark> what kind of raid setup? <[S]evered> yes <stoldark> mirroring or striping? <[S]evered> connected

#4373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate <[S]evered> how do I fix it? <stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option

#4374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( <Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O

#4375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like?  My friend wants to know

#4376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse! <RJR> Oo! Where?

#4377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?

#4378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 <@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369 <%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you? <@PikaChan> yes i did

#4379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat

#4380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster <drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml <djcrom> see, my bot rocks

#4381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles <djcrom> house party? <djglitch> yea, hehe

#4382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl

#4383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation <Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room

#4384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<caspah> I woke up <caspah> half on the couch <caspah> half off <caspah> with no clothes on <caspah> and a condom next to ther couch <djcrom> used? <caspah> yeah <caspah> BUT <caspah> my gf left last night <caspah> she went to a friends <caspah> my gf wasn't here <Vapno> was your ass sore? <caspah> actually yeash

#4385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Giuslaien> hi!! <Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences. <Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music? <Giuslaien> are you of where? <Giuslaien> which your name?

#4386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines <jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote> <orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>

#4387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available <Twid> living in parent's basement required

#4388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh <MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him <MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though

#4389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music

#4390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB <reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT. <reflexive> ehehehehhehehe. <|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves. <reflexive> ...where's the downside?

#4391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. <Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here <UndeadFromStone> Wha? <UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@ <Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?

#4392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is

#4393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.

#4394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled? <|89|> hell yeah I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89| <d4d5d6> open it |89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead) <d4d5d6> haha what a tool

#4395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor. Eluorn : Theoretically. can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range. Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3 Eldoran : Err I dunno... Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.