#4271   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough

#4272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world <Falcon24> ok <ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc

#4273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas <Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out <Skitzo> yeah <Skitzo> bestiality :D <Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks <Skitzo> <--------- end result

#4274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Moonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face Shaboobooboo :  and gets fucked over 10 million times more

#4275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis

#4276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00 [TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7 [Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here

#4277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl <coldacid> now when i piss <coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine <nover> damn that has to suck <coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles <keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid <coldacid> yes <coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing

#4278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl? <rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name <helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is

#4279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself

#4280   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D

#4281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time <Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server *** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)

#4282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark

#4283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we?

#4284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble <crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains <sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

#4285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper <[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off

#4286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too <kodos> someone has to take one for the team <kodos> i vote its luke <lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers <lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch

#4287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike <lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says <kodos> speed on a bike <lukeiyo-e> peddling crack

#4288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria? <[empathy]> blood of retards <FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.

#4289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE

#4290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism <Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women <jre|away> It's not that.  The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina <Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse <Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit

#4291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths" <DJ> im assuming thats a typo

#4292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches

#4293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan <chomp> did shit hit it?

#4294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.

#4295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<oneiros> Damn it. <oneiros> I do not understand this. <Kyle> Uh oh. <jwbozzy> ... <Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.