#4246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride... <Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people... <Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...

#4247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cassius> erm <Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others? <JtHMx> so you can fap over her <bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused. <bleetz> and they'll buy the game <bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt.. * JtHMx bows

#4248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cams> eewwww <cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit <cams> purple ketchup <nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.

#4249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UTF-Xanieth> damnit <UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar <UTF-Low_on_Life> :o <UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?

#4250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory * Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;

#4251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!" <Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!"

#4252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers

#4253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language. <agent_rot> i dont like it <vmob_babe> why is that? <agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo" <vmob_babe> hmm. <agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!

#4254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days? <Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school <Chibby> i think <Chibby> i have no clue <Chibby> why do you ask something like that? <Quinn> That was a really bad one. <Chibby> well whats a good PDA then? <axial> ..huh? <Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?" <Chibby> i attempted to answer it <Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant. <Chibby> OMFG : Chibby slaps myself <Chibby> k bye~ <Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh. <Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then

#4255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChuffyCow> pr0n heals all wounds <ChuffyCow> except cuts on the penis.

#4256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate <Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes. <Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this? <Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right? <ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain... <Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is <Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden? <Mikado`> LOL <Mitsukake> What? <Mitsukake> What's so funny?

#4257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gekigangr> somewhere, out there on the net, is an HD full of lame quotes

#4258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired

#4259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels

#4260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago <JohnnyBra> 1.5 months??? <JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals! <mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago

#4261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mikado`> dammit <Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd <^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community

#4262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

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#4263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Join: []{3V0R]{] [[email protected]] (]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ?? Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]

#4264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question (Smoke): what question

#4265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass

#4266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff <V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden

#4267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.

#4268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Smoke> shoot me in face with a shotgun so i can't be identified

#4269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell <waffle> #bearcave <Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon

#4270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail <midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see <midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater <midi> is indeed your bladder... <midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...) <Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to <Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them <midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if <midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face. <midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that? <Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for <hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you <hoche> can pee on me! o/~ <Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of <Squeedle> others <midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural <midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.