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#4196 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me! * Warlord dies #4197 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <vidividividi> kristen dumped me <greggyhot> oh NO! <vidividividi> i cant believe it <vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!! <vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support *** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk) #4198 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either #4199 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia #4200 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * zebra does the menstrual blood dance <Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me. <zebra> You should see them in person. <zebra> It could be worse. <zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P <Slvrchair> ew, no :P #4201 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me. * LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :) #4202 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <un2> should i just settle for a bmw? <Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1 <Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance <Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling <Gen`Aku> BITCH #4203 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day <meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ? #4204 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape? <grey`> i need to firm up my ass <grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective #4205 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease? <strung> ill use that excuse next time #4206 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined? <Goetterdaemmerung> 3. <Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3" <XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something? #4207 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again <@kt> bye #4208 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 �@MegaFrogg� wow... these spammers sure are subtle �@MegaFrogg� [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*[email protected].*) to the Shitlist #4209 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy. #4210 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy" <Straylight> you cant trust those Micks #4211 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere! <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man. #4212 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive #4213 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up? [Rosewood] Daikatana #4214 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig <shawnporn> is that german? <hals> it is <shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff #4215 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop <@sloop> parents <@sloop> fs <@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson <@sloop> on a sunday <@sloop> when ur not doing anything <@sloop> phone them <@sloop> or <@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy <@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation <@ronindm> well it is fathers' day <@sloop> oh shit <@sloop> brb making a call #4216 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it #4217 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that. #4218 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <RPG> Grrr <RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found. <scar3crow> i must be around a lot #4219 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands <than> which was clearly bollocks <than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks #4220 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <czg> you're not gary larson <Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know? <czg> because I'm gary larson |
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