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#4196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me! * Warlord dies


#4197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vidividividi> kristen dumped me <greggyhot> oh NO! <vidividividi> i cant believe it <vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!! <vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support *** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)


#4198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either


#4199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia


#4200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* zebra does the menstrual blood dance <Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me. <zebra> You should see them in person. <zebra> It could be worse. <zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P <Slvrchair> ew, no :P


#4201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me. * LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)


#4202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<un2> should i just settle for a bmw? <Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1 <Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance <Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling <Gen`Aku> BITCH


#4203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day <meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?


#4204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape? <grey`> i need to firm up my ass <grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective


#4205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease? <strung> ill use that excuse next time


#4206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined? <Goetterdaemmerung> 3. <Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3" <XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?


#4207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again <@kt> bye


#4208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�@MegaFrogg� wow... these spammers sure are subtle �@MegaFrogg� [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*[email protected].*) to the Shitlist


#4209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.


#4210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy" <Straylight> you cant trust those Micks


#4211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere! <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.


#4212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive


#4213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up? [Rosewood] Daikatana


#4214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig <shawnporn> is that german? <hals> it is <shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff


#4215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop <@sloop> parents <@sloop> fs <@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson <@sloop> on a sunday <@sloop> when ur not doing anything <@sloop> phone them <@sloop> or <@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy <@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation <@ronindm> well it is fathers' day <@sloop> oh shit <@sloop> brb making a call


#4216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it


#4217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.


#4218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RPG> Grrr <RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found. <scar3crow> i must be around a lot


#4219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands <than> which was clearly bollocks <than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks


#4220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<czg> you're not gary larson <Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know? <czg> because I'm gary larson


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