#4171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ez> School books are fun to sell. <Ez> and will be forever <Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...

#4172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war." <marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.

#4173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes <Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;) <karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded <Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;) <karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations!  do not stifle it's creativity

#4174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team <IH8Pants> So I joined band

#4175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Balli> I know a few sluts like that <BadMojo> yeah <BadMojo> welcome to germ city <BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?" <jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them <BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"

#4176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered <Balli> look at his face <jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger

#4177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her <bodhi> hmmm <bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house <Grumbledook> :P <dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge

#4178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor? <tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!! <ReAc> :/ <dave> did you hear about the magic tom? <dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face

#4179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shrap> What is pubes?

#4180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> whooops <Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention <Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"

#4181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aqela> YES! ��� mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level <aqela> my linux came <aqela> yes! <[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?

#4182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut

#4183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!" <+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10 <@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?

#4184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today <Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky... <Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car <Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile <Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know

#4185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)

#4186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Crimson has joined #arsclan <stargurl> hello <Sinned> hello <Crimson> hello <Griz> hello.jpg

#4187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age <db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week <GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?

#4188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is? <synec> 15ft?

#4189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ven> Fuck <Ven> This is a long shot, but <Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system? <Ven> Oh fuck! <Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual

#4190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing? <Zygote-> and hill billy slang <Zygote-> haha <Zygote-> you mean my wife?

#4191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx <aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager? <tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator

#4192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable? :TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net :TheDude: is one from a whois

#4193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone <Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."

#4194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StoneTear> damn i'm hot <StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness

#4195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY