#3596   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?

#3597   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring <Mulder> lol <Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux

#3598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually <mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth <mogismog> makes for a good time in bed

#3599   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.

#3600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day <faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!

#3601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4.. <n> hah <chao[i]> ha <chao[i]> are u kidding <TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc.. <TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull <chao[i]> lets quake swoop <chao[i]> yeah <chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i] <TFA|Swoop> Ok <TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.

#3602   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work <faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7

#3603   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge <n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20 <faz__> well its fun, they deserve it <anathema> yeah <Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank <faz__> haha <anathema> haha <koko> bahaha <Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it <faz__> sam sells 6 copies <n> oh yeah? <n> well in that case <n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon

#3604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** booger is now known as BROADCAST * BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz

#3605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas <faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho <faustwork> i feel like a goon <faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face

#3606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner <n> lol <booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole <booger> thats gotta hurt <pat> nair? <booger> what if she gets nair up her ass? <pat> e-mail her and find out <n> uhm <n> thats a he <booger> OMG

#3607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc? <Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire" <Destruct> ? *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: ) <booger> type /server fxfire instead <booger> that might work better *** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )

#3608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer <chaowork> ouch <Booger> hah <chaowork> by a chick? <Booger> try to NOT do that <ph^pr0phet> yea <ph^pr0phet> heh <Booger> or wear a nutcup <chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em

#3609   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chaowork> dont singe the wenis <faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky <chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics <faustwork> you should see how i flip it over

#3610   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer <Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out <n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag <n> then he'll play q3

#3611   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode

#3612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some <Booger> mmm, some

#3613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics <Booger> the new standard: <u238|duhasst> hehe <Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol

#3614   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"? <ana_class> dude <ana_class> seriously stfu <faustwork> lol <faustwork> did you shoot plasma? <DarthN> HAHAHAHA <DarthN> ROFL <chaoworky> haha <DarthN> omg hahaha <ana_class> are you all in second grade still? <chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet <DarthN> omg

#3615   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist <n2d2> oh my god <chaobacca> 11:36:54 <chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine <n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware

#3616   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<faustwork> she looks good <chaommm> is she hot? <faustwork> id bang her <chaommm> that doesnt mean shit <faustwork> id bang her with no beer <chaommm> WOAH

#3617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet

#3618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nakedpretzel>  The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...

#3619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys <@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"

#3620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.