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#3571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spyder-> AOL also sucks *** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])


#3572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today <Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.


#3573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez <OpsuPup> fap fapping fap <OutLore> indeed <OutLore> howd you guess? <OutLore> i mean nothing. <OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude <OpsuPup> the walls are shaking * OutLore blushes


#3574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic <Rawr> Where have you been sticking them? <evilmarq> up my arse <Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic? <evilmarq> yes <Rawr> Why? <evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass


#3575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phuser> fuck me. <FadeJade> Why <Phuser> i have no good reason


#3576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay? <_8ight> yeah. screws.


#3577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me <bobthecow> oi someone op me <Felix1> bob type alt-f4 <Ludwigvan> hehe *** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving) <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!! <Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA <Astro}> oh my god ... <Felix1> :D <Felix1> oops :p *** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol <bobthecow> err <Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob <Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob <Felix1> sorry bob :D <bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed


#3578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself. <Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. )) <Multus> Er... <Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps.  What madness do I speak?  I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land.  Yes?


#3579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* fingle sets mode +owned Maels * Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus


#3580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

archon > man, that was fun archon > hooray for hack tools and logs z0e > lumberjack blowjob?


#3581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ShrikeX> YEAH <ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK <Damascus`> and it's better than ever.


#3582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are <Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment <Logomancr> ;P <Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils" <lev|> "on screen" <Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV" <renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish <Logomancr> that would be so l33t


#3583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh <Fakester> no <Fakester> he should be banned at all times <Fakester> IMO <DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth


#3584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps <sc1> jesus this sucks <asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one. <asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.


#3585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor? <Jaykul> E-mail the authors. <[-tOrn-]> hmm <[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;) <Jaykul> ResHack * [-tOrn-] never thought of that one.. <[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.


#3586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TonyD> you hatiater <DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater? <TonyD> it's a word I just made up <TonyD> someone who radiates hate


#3587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom <kez> er, I mean <kez> easter?


#3588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste <cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste <kez> you missed a bit off the end <cosmok> ? <kez> </html>


#3589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up <[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?" <[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."


#3590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* c6 is going to start a radio station <c6> although the kits are mighty expensive <Jaykul> lol <Jaykul> you even have a license? <[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no <[-tOrn-]> ;) <c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?


#3591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase <KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)


#3592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games? <Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death


#3593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!


#3594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l < nutbar>   19314 < nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l < nutbar>   19313 < nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] < nutbar> great * nutbar fumes < nutbar> one fucking missing }


#3595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings! <RTT> err thats normal <ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth! <RTT> Yes? <ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed? <RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping <ViViD> Shutup you geek


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