#3246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?" <Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important? <Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it? <Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!

#3247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kash> I'd donate sperm to the helpless supermodels <Kash> THEY ARE STRAVING YOU KNOW <Kash> ..STARVING <Maugan> SPERM....Its whats for dinner

#3248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao? <Rattran> Stuck in a wall

#3249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp <casss> is that cause of vid card? <JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy <sirg> but how does the codec know that? <JtHMx> it's magic <sirg> very cool! * sirg is way impressed

#3250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough* <Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.

#3251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maugan> How did Mako get the 8 year old boy to cry twice? <Mako> Maugan: I forget, how? <Maugan> He wiped his bloody dick on its teddy bear <Kash> He wiped the blood on <Kash> fucker

#3252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing.  sometimes it's the only unconditional love you can get

#3253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore. <Necron> :( *** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill) <Conskill> Op war won.

#3254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<anarch> do you get to beat your pets like in dungeon keeper? <Twinkcide> You can beat them and throw things at them! <anarch> sweet * Twinkcide throws anarch into the side of a mountain

#3255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen

#3256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign? <DocWebstr> "Keep Off"? <Lazarus> Wrong Way. <Beki> this end up? :) <K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)

#3257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this * Staberinde points at his crotch <Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!" <CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives <Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are near

#3258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skatoni> will some one please help <shev> ya? <skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer <shev> unplug your modem <skatoni> how? <shev> see those wires behind your computer? <shev> rip'em all out *** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)

#3259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit. <Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week? <Staberinde> Yes <Staberinde> But then I live in California <Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week

#3260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> the Christian Culture Club scheduled Jesus Day <Naivete> and the Gay Culture Club scheduled Gay Day on the same day *** Naivete was kicked by Kash (...) <Naivete> and harassed the christians.

#3261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail <Burimpu> or you could do it without pants

#3262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news? <Joe_> Lemme get my book <Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle. <Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"

#3263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is. <Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools. <Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right? <Joe_> It could work..

#3264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer. <Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained. <Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit. <Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search. <Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.

#3265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom <Naivete> people look down on that? <Naivete> why? <Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh <Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her

#3266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.

#3267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out.... <Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)

#3268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"? <Joe_> Yes. <Kiler> I'd still do her <Rain|Joker> She's borderline <slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe <Pander> Desperation is the key factor. <Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy <Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful". <Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy

#3269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JanetBabe> love is the answer <Weather> What was the question? <DulRiff> what is 6 times 9? <JanetBabe> how many angels can fuck on the head of a pin?

#3270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good. <Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours. <Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye <Naivete> that would make me rather sad. <Naivete> not all that sad, mind you. <Naivete> but still pretty sad. <Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad <Naivete> exactly