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#3221   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it <Animix> oooooooooooh <Animix> can I have your autograph


#3222   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable <vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in


#3223   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@vampyr> clearly Trent Reznor is a debian user


#3224   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mantid> outlander, it's a simple analog controller <warptail> like my wang.


#3225   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mgod> weights 300 or something  <mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem <bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids


#3226   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Javi> a gijoe game would suck <Javi> cause nobody ever dies


#3227   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday


#3228   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky <evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella... <Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help. <evenpar123> Lead bubble? <Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool. <evenpar123> Where would you get gas? <Slant> You could use the rain. <evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet? <mightyflo> use aol


#3229   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LizziBabe> Kiri!  I got something you just *gotta* have! <Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?


#3230   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.                                                                                <@drini> kill him <@drini> ok maybe not a good idea <@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice <@drini> as often


#3231   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease <K`shandra> oh - you follow through.  Okay. ;-)


#3232   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Kd> in status..that ppl talking in there not knowing we see them or something?


#3233   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Kd> theres another good spelling leason


#3234   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars


#3235   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... <Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net


#3236   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Topic is 'God made drunks so ugly people could get laid.' Set by Ac3d <Ac3d> man..i think im getting drunk


#3237   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones


#3238   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom


#3239   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?


#3240   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skychic> how do you exit channels? <anarch> use /quit *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) <anarch> heheh *** skychic has joined #lummies <CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter <CrashCat> try /quit #lummies <skychic> cheers! *** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)


#3241   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?  <zorack> hehe  <avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download


#3242   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rb> eminem vs a terrorist organization <rb> weird <JtHM> heh <JtHM> Eminem_Vs_Al_Qaeda-BattleRap_12"-2002-RNS <rb> hahahaha


#3243   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Conskill> That kinda gun brings out the raving gun loving American in us all. <The_Tick> Over and under shotgun.  Three throwing knives.  The ability to hide.  <Rain> yeah, seriously. <Rain> The_tick - Huh? <The_Tick> That's all you need. <The_Tick> And it's cheeeep. <Twinkcide> Rain: The bullets are embedded in cakes of propellant instead of casings.  It was designed to overcome the problem of recoil pushing the barrel off target while firing in bursts <Twinkcide> Has an insane ROF while in 3-round burst mode, and no recoil until the third round has left the barrel <Pander> Tick:  That won't kill a velociraptor. <The_Tick> On the other hand, I'd sleep with that thing if I had one. <Pander> I base all gun purchases on "Will this kill a velociraptor?"


#3244   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?" <Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"


#3245   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> HATE <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> PAIN <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> LOATHING <Somebob> Can I have some? <Cute_Fuzzy_Kitten> no.  this is my own personal stock.


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