#3171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk <chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs! <RazorX> so is she <chemdog> doh! <FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet? <RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back <FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that <RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man

#3172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN

#3173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dawgs> I got virgins who got a pimp? /msg me

#3174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NalezWork> aaw fuck <NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah &

#3175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sbp> oh, I just remembered something <Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.

#3176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death! <Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10! <Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller. <Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel! <Brentai> Well, crud. <Brentai> 1d10 <Dildice> Brentai: 9 <Brentai> Er, 1d20. <Brentai> 1d20 <Dildice> Brentai: 14 <Brentai> Crap, and crap. <Toen> squish <Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller.  It's a man's death.

#3177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING

#3178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot. <goosedaemon> really? <piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?

#3179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot? <xf> Because that is what psychos do. <MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil? <xf> Because that is where psychos live.

#3180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.

#3181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts <xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.

#3182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats <piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit? <pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..

#3183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Satrina> and no, that's my friend Marissa The Nympho Elf :P <Satrina> we put the Ho in Nympho

#3184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.

#3185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too? <piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...

#3186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK <zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK <zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS <zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS <zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS <zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR <Nelson> zed; wtf song is that? <zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC

#3187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work

#3188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! <piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT PORN!

#3189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<psichan> nipple rings remind me of giant castle doors <psichan> whenever I see someone showing off nipple rings, I want to reach out and yank on them, screaming "SANCTUARY!"

#3190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ibrahim> mike should work for tech support <Ibrahim> not any company in particular, just tech support in genreal <michael> Ibrahim, That seems like a good idea in theory. But take into account my acute lack of patience. <Ibrahim> that's the point. <Ibrahim> we record all calls, video tape you, and sell it as comedy things. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> you'd make plenty of money. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> Free Donuts. <michael> Mmmm...no. <Ibrahim> how about your choice of 20 nude women at your beck and call carrying large tropical drinks. <Ibrahim> actually, we could make more money with said 20 women and the video. <michael> How about we combine all of them? <Ibrahim> a comedy about 20 nude women with donuts and large tropical drinks? <LdySaphyre> I want the video of Ib trying to talk twenty women into being michael's nude servants. <michael> Ibrahim, No. A comedy about 20 nude women seducing me and offering me large tropical drinks while I try to perform my duties as a tech support person :P <Ibrahim> now THERE is a video!

#3191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance

#3192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead. <Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"

#3193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again <michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer

#3194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eric> ...whered #goatsex go? <PyroP> hell. <eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from? <PyroP> hell. <eric> ...whats lleh backwards? <LdySaphyre> cheerleader.

#3195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dominitus> I meant what i said, you need a diagram giving you the proper strategy <Mr_Fish> ON HOW TO MASTURBATE/ <Mr_Fish> ... <[SA]mr_box> yes <[SA]mr_box> lol <Mr_Fish> i've already looked for instructions on the net.