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<velco> real men use mailx *g* <ahu> real men whistle into the cable <movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0 <movement> and transmit it over a webcam

#10097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sprawd_> how do i delete the history in konquerer? <RichiH> the smart way of saying "i've been browsing porn at my dad's computer"

#10098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched <Loop> probably nike <Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim wandering around my home directory

#10099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean <Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa <Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah <Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on

#10100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers <Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog <Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky <Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!" <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> Don't send them back. <Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel * Nazgul chuckles.

#10101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

���  abcdefg ([email protected]) has joined:  #geekissues <datacide>[@] abcdefg <datacide>[@] your nick sucks <Soberguy> my friend has a cousin whose name is actually abcde <Neon[UK]>[+] lol <Neon[UK]>[+] bored parents? <Soberguy> when you pronounce it like she does it actually sounds quite cool

#10102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards

#10103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k <@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer <@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer

#10104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Phut: ooh Phut: I just had an idea Phut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it.  Nothing else but that. Phut: that would own

#10105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard! <NinjaStu> if i start typing funny <NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated

#10106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like <CHAT MattDavis>  no <CHAT MattDavis>  peanut butter Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense

#10107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<leper> i'm a linux nub <leper> so <leper> do i edit that in... ? <leper> notepad?

#10108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work <Snoogans> heeh <Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK <Catcher80> lmao <Snoogans> it was gold <Catcher80> where do you work? <Snoogans> a large internet security company <Catcher80> haha <Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?" <Snoogans> I sure hope not <Snoogans> then any homo can get in <Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH

#10109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pikaben> Dude. I just heard my little sister shout "I'm not naked!". <Pikaben> Should I go check what's going on?

#10110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here? <Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite" <Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?

#10111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us! <divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl

#10112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vincent_T> natl: are you m/f? <natl> Yes, I am.

#10113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad <Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to... <Splat> ... <Splat> CANNED SEX! <Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation? <Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"

#10114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alexs> documentation is like sex, when its good, its very good, when its bad, its better than nothing

#10115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BenZor> I once kissed a guy for $20, but he wouldn't take $50 for a handjob :/

#10116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx (sd3mon): been there done that (blackanese): done that?

#10117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VooDoo3dfx> She's a lesbian dude. <Absolut> Really? <VooDoo3dfx> Yeah. <VooDoo3dfx> She's never had a guy though. <Absolut> Once you go dick... you never go chick. <Absolut> Oh shit <Absolut> I didn't say that!!!

#10118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> man <orion> fuck pints <orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now <Hat> Where do you live, Ireland?

#10119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** d3 ([email protected]) has joined #blackskies.ca <`brad> d3 <`brad> d3 <`brad> d3 <Hat> You sunk my battleship!

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<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system? <RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass? <+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped