#9546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<htedrom> o youz b3 1 d3d m0th4fuck4 <Cyrus> ladies and gentlemen, i point out the product of today's society * Cyrus points to htedrom * nullroot slaps a "As Seen On MTV" sticker on htedrom

#9547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Marvin> I've found one, and only one practical application for "13375p33k" <Marvin> secure passwords

#9548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<uiop> go read a book with that guy from star trek <pork> which one <pork> DOUG MULRAY DOUG MULRAY <uiop> that black one, who was always reading on PBS <uiop> take a look, its in a book, a reading negro. <pork> oh him <jre-la> CONCLUSION: there's only one negro that can read

#9549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thamwlad> i'll attempt to disbelieve the floor

#9550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kosta> I'm paying for 4 different hot chicks' EQ accounts in the hopes that one of them will put out.

#9551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<j4yj0hn> oh, a kid in my class got called to the office for stalking a girl <Threeboy> strange kids. <j4yj0hn> she caught him in her yard with a camera <Threeboy> just say it was a project. <Threeboy> unless he was naked. <Threeboy> then say it was an ART project.

#9552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams <sm4k> i'd have the best porn

#9553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest.

#9554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ophiel> someone asked me if LOL was a different version of AOL :O

#9555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<StoneColdSpider> YAY IM FINALY BACK ON FFS!!!!! <k> worst 5 mins of your life eh scs <k> you missed <k> [16:30] *** Spazz ([email protected].***) has joined #NV <k> [16:35] *** Spazz ([email protected].***) has left #NV <k> ;p

#9556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

surfichris: hey, do u know c++ surfichris: or c Kasper_2010: well, i can see, i dont know about the ++ bit

#9557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wolfstg> I stopped watching wrestling when i got gay.

#9558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Musc> hm <Musc> a dog with a fatty p00n would clearly be preferable to assraping a male dog

#9559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nroklost> your life is a lie <somery> dood i'm just talkin' about your mullet, don't get all existential on me

#9560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing <LARZ_GOD_ME> which one <darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"

#9561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eDRoaCH-nothere> akuma noticed me <Nariz> "noticed" you? so you were hiding and he saw your big ass behind the curtians? <Nariz> you should never hide behind the curtians <Nariz> i've tried it before, it doesn't work... Nariz was kicked by eDRoaCH-nothere (/notice Nariz ur an idiot)

#9562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once <LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died <LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(

#9563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<je> my PC died completely as it booted tonight .. lights come on but nothing happens <je> now I'm stuck with ye olde PC that doesn't even have a good enough vid card to show flesh tones <reverend> stop looking at pr0n

#9564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HSOK> my dad just came up stairs, he said i was playing my music too loud <HSOK> im using headphones

#9565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fats> whats a kernel? <_astrodz_> kernel is the man who made kfc! <fats> huh? <_astrodz_> his chicken is built from source

#9566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fireslide> i turned the windows narrator on <fireslide> it funny as hell :) <Tolkien`> what does it do? <fireslide> it narrates stuff man <Tolkien`> like the text on the screen? <fireslide> yes <Tolkien`> is it for deaf people <Tolkien`> or something?

#9567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<comet_11> efnet's just like dalnet except no services and we have 'servers' instead of 'occasional connectivity emulators'

#9568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Sober|wrk]: Christina Aguilera's Nipple Tweaker Goes on Strike [pHluid-]: This dude *quit* being Christina Aguilera's nipple tweaker? [Sober|wrk]: hehehe : pHluid- is away: Making a resume.

#9569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> I'm up at UT and my friend fucked Chris Simms but would never give me his number, she left her phone here...I'm so gonna get laid <KenKaniff> Who <KenKaniff> Wait <kolby> Chris Simms is the QB for U.T.   I don't know, he's famous here <KenKaniff> Are you a girl? <KenKaniff> Because if you arent <kolby> and he's also a douche bag <KenKaniff> You're talking about getting fucked by a guy <kolby> im a guy <KenKaniff> And that would make you gay <kolby> you're talking about little boys <KenKaniff> I'm Ken Kaniff. <KenKaniff> Thats what I do * kolby was kicked by timmo (GAY KICK)

#9570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* typobox43 looks for life <Marie> try out of IRC :p <typobox43> WHAT?! <typobox43> :P <Marie> lol <typobox43> you mean there is such a place? <Marie> you know, close the IRC screen and sign offline? :) * typobox43 shudders at the though <typobox43> *thought <Marie> lol <typobox43> my vocal organs are underdeveloped... i don't think i'd get very far <typobox43> although i think i'd win a thumb war in a heartbeat <Craig> join #reallife <Craig> ? <typobox43> --- Cannot join #reallife (Channel is invite only).