#8996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://www.bash.org/?7755 <Mike`away> bash is back up?? <Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links

#8997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us

#8998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\ <denium> thats why we have #floodhelp <Mk> nono <Mk> like <Mk> weather <denium> oh <denium> that outside thing?

#8999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am <Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'

#9000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...

#9001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one (@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead

#9002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jc> I have a dream. <ailie> I had a dream. <jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women? <ailie> No. <jc> Sadly, neither did mine. <jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.

#9003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life? <thecatisold> no <thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream <thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life

#9004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<troll> my speakers are off <troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D

#9005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot <NovaKANE> plantboy: or head

#9006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?

#9007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading? <Duker900> dalnet?

#9008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FARTING JEW?  GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS

#9009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER

#9010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you're swimming

#9011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends.  What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely.  Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.

#9012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fang> 2002 will suck. <Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication. <joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?

#9013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bezzy> i mean scyence <Jenna> Science <Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8 <Jenna> Your doing fine <Bezzy> that's "you're"

#9014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* unknown__ ([email protected]) has joined #bitchx <unknown__> i got a prob <unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off? <Ven0m-> its day light savings <Ven0m-> ROFL

#9015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented <JeremyC> hahaha <JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya <tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating

#9016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.

#9017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit <rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i try to lean back, as i usual do.. <rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\

#9018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Warwitch> you speak German? :o <travelyan> sure i do. * Warwitch nods <Warwitch> Jawohl! <travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben <Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!

#9019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men

#9020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nido> am i on the internet