#8796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arbo> IRC: Therapy for the deranged.

#8797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snah> I think I need to order a new laptop... <DrPoole> sell me your old one Snah <Snah> DrPoole: you dont want it ... I gave it a bullet when I got mad <BluTShirt> bullet? <Snah> yeah, I shot my laptop <Snah> with a 22cal.

#8798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(+SnowWork) note from the tragically wiser. when running a computer lab for a middle school. do _NOT_ allow a naiive teacher to instruct students to type "zoo pictures" into a search engine :| (+SnowWork) yes folks, it happened to me... (+SnowWork) actually, after the first frantic dash to haul the network cable out of the ISDN modem, I laughed my ass off ;)

#8799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WhitePony> whats the fastest way to loose 20 kg? except going to the docs........ <Mousey-brb> cut your fucking head off Marina.

#8800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tyson> hey AusGal24 <Tyson> Asl

#8801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BDSChaos> i am hot <BDSChaos> if I was male I would so be gay with myself <BDSChaos> wait

#8802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bcanon> I just want to be able to cover myself in stickers to the point where I am no longer recognizable and become "Wireless Man" - Defender of Free Internet to the good people of Houston.  Of course I'll need a sidekick. Anyone up for the role of Antenna Boy? <filtrs> not at the moment, but maybe after some porn ...

#8803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soimafrea> is it music? <blender> most mp3s are

#8804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me???????? (G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me???????? (HappyJoy): deja vu? (G0th|CMaN): speak english pls i dont understand

#8805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers <tulmad> let hte hacking commence <DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all these other assdolphins' mail

#8806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Ghostface> *aroused* <@Ghostface> ./. <@Ghostface> .|.

#8807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* \ is now known as \|afk

#8808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about this channel is the people sitting and espousing their theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything, its the best.

#8809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@sh3p> Download <@sh3p> Welcome to File Cauldron! <@sh3p> You are downloader number 1,101,922 of 1,104,254 waiting in line. <@sh3p> Your download will begin somewhere around June 19 in the year 2044 .

#8810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lilmuckers> you know if you combine matter and anti matter it explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the anti-christ? <ragnarok2040> lmao <ragnarok2040> @_@, let's hope so :D <Lilmuckers> heh <Lilmuckers> prahaps that's how the world will end <Lilmuckers> GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that anti-christ girl ever again <Lilmuckers> JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to! <Lilmuckers> GOD: it'll all end in tears <Lilmuckers> <two days later> <Lilmuckers> JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving? <Lilmuckers> Miss A.Christ:  oh baby, I always wanted to make it with a demi-god <Lilmuckers> <insert large boom here> <Lilmuckers> GOD: told you so <Lilmuckers> JESUS: I hope you had that insured <Lilmuckers> GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything anyways

#8811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mattym15> will pressing ctrl alt delete twice improve my d/l speeds ?

#8812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nix>  what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here? <Morstis>  It's AOL

#8813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience [Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves [Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx? [Video`] I'm level 75 in life. [Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!  BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!" * Rjx is level 34 * Rjx has learned "walk" [Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk? [Video`] n00b.

#8814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another. -NickServ- You have -260 seconds to comply before I change your nick. -NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another. -NickServ- You have -280 seconds to comply before I change your nick. -NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.

#8815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard

#8816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.

#8817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<scabb> Pfft. Rape? No. Love at first sight.

#8818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< uidzero> This dewd wanted me to host his site for him one time. So I checked things out and "whois"ed his domain and etc. I wanted to make sure he was legit. So I called the number and he mom and answered. "Can I talk to so-and-so? She replied, "You sound to old to be calling my son.", "Well ma`am, your son wants me to host his site, so I was calling to make sure it was.." <pause> <pause> "hold on..." (In the back ground I heard her yelling at him for being on the computer after 8 and he started crying.) <click>.. Next day, I get /msg "Thanks a f**king lot, she took the computer and found              all of my videos, I'm grounded forever.... "Quits:".

#8819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Dalby) You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player: (@Dalby) Error# C00D0BC2 (@Dalby) Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time. (@Dalby) cool support

#8820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mp3Boy-> I told him grep pulls out the shit u want <Mp3Boy-> like cat girl | grep pussy <Mp3Boy-> then he understood