#8421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses the goth gene. <vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask?  it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry. <vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell / polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."

#8422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeke> sex to the fifth power seems like a lot of fun. <Celeste> You can tell what zeke has on his mind. <Kira> Math? <Zeke> It's like math, only naked.

#8423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<picklehammer> im gay too <picklehammer> oops wrong room

#8424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cassara> Linux is like anal sex. It hurts quite a bit at first but then you really like it. And while you stick with it, theres still some aches and pains afterwards.

#8425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper. <Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall. <GM-Mark> ew.. <GM-Mark> why would they do that? <Tuxishimo> Fun? <GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain? <Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too. <Tuxishimo> You stand there. <Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.

#8426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian. <Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....

#8427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12 <cshepherd> i was so proud!@ <cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root

#8428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<melvin> figures <melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org) <melvin> it's just <melvin> people trying to be witty

#8429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gygaxis> and never use your knife on the screaming guys <Muro> Nah, those are okay to shoot. Just never knife the ones with bombs for hands. <Gygaxis> muro: those are the ones that scream <Muro> The shooty ones don't scream at all? <Gygaxis> not really <Gygaxis> the ones with bombs CONTINUOUSLY scream though <Wataru> Can you shoot the bombs? <Muro> Yeah. The 'splode REAL good. <fabutron> THIS CONVERSATION KILL BRAIN

#8430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh? <XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats <XZergonaleashIX> ugh... <XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty

#8431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry <XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry

#8432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tiio> Dude, I don't think I've even SEEN 15.6 gigs of pr0n. <Tiio> I mean <Tiio> in all my wanking. <Dogmeat> (which is quite a bit) <Tiio> well <Tiio> I don't get to watch much movies so -_-; <Tiio> usually have to stick to .txts, bleh.

#8433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem <KArmA-> something like that yeah <aphr0> some little girl there was like <aphr0> good. <aphr0> she was beating me <aphr0> I felt bad <aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3 <KArmA-> heh <KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes <aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh <aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot <KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass <KArmA-> or yeah <aphr0> ha! cunt

#8434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:( <viro|umm> oh and I do <iTM> i started it up <iTM> and my comp froze <viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do <iTM> oh yea? <viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file <viro|umm> by default it is 1

#8435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices... [@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."

#8436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top) and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches. <bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all serious and says... <bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel something has come between us." <bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!

#8437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� Mo0ze � ye u better not be sucking on your own penis again �@ young_einstein� i tried but im not flexible enough <CrashMan79> Mwa ha ha ha ha ha..... �@ Octalus� I wish i could suck my own penis <CrashMan79> I don't <CrashMan79> who knows where it's been

#8438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan <blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight <blazemore> and like <blazemore> we were walking out of tilt <blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting" <blazemore> and these black guys were walking by <blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses

#8439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video <Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week. <Measure> can't eat anything else <Ravenlily> ew <Ravenlily> i hate eggs

#8440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GKirk> MCO = Orlando <Celestar> MCO == Orlando * Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not * GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf statement * GKirk compiles Celestar

#8441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eticam> ya know <Eticam> something ain't right <Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music <Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all

#8442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bourbon>  Conditions :  with wind NE at 469206mph/755114kmh

#8443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ? * lilo nods <lilo> he's a child process <lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though

#8444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ray[RDN]> My skin is all pale, im like superskinny, and I smell bad. <Ray[RDN]> I think i'm dead

#8445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

idrinkdeodorant> what OS are u using? kingart3> i just use the computer